Expect The Unexpected

Its all about the ups and downs

2011-06-28T22:59:00.002+08:00

Its been close to 8 months since this blog has been updated.It seems like it will only be updated whenever i have encountered problems which i have nobody to talk to. It was a great start to 2011, new job, new career, somewhere which i have never expect to return to. And last but not least, someone i have met and someone i can see spending the rest of my life with...

She's sweet, love her eyes, love her smile and love her cheeky side of her. Having her in my life was the greatest thing that has ever happened to me, finally someone whom i can see myself spending the rest of life with, growing old while holding her hands until our hair turns white. Its been 2 months 11 days and my love for her keeps getting stronger. Even though we had our little arguments and disagreements at times, we will try to think, what went wrong and finally patch things up. We promised each other never to have such arguments again.

Sometimes she's so sweet to me, from the way she kisses my lips and the way she holds my hand, i can feel the love she has for me and it will always put a smile on my face. Sometimes she's cold to me, a sensation which i can feel running through my spine causing my body to shiver, she can't be bothered with anything or everything even the way she sends me messages and the way she talks to me but deep in me, i do not mind at all because i can understand, she might be having a bad day. I tend to make her angry with the things i have said or the things i have done but i did not do it on purpose because whatever i do or say, its for the benefit of this relationship and for her...

From the first day, i have swore and promised to love her with all the strength i have, to give her the best in life from the day we started, till the day we get married and last but not least, till the day my body lays inside a coffin. I promised never to take advantage of her trust and i will never set my eyes on another girl as my eyes are made to look at her, only her. I love her for who she is and what she has. I have never doubted her love for me..not even once.

Angel, sometimes i can be emotional or unreasonable and i know you tend to get annoyed by it but i need you to know how deep and how much love i have for you. I have never minded the times when you are behaving coldly towards me as i know you're either tired or frustrated with something else. I still love you more everyday, wanting to hold your hands and walk this path of life forever, having kids with you.

Since the day we took our first step and walked this path together, i have given you my heart. It belongs to you, and only you. I love you baby, no matter what happens, i'll always will.. This i promise you...

hmmmm

2010-11-03T23:34:00.001+08:00

argh..gonna have to find time to update this old blog of mine..its been so long =P

What i'm playing in the month of July

2010-07-03T08:21:00.005+08:00

Based on the covert, shadowy world of the military sniper, Sniper: Ghost Warrior throws players into the chaos of a military coup, as they aid the rebels in restoring the rightful government to the embattled country of Isla Trueno.

When the democratic government of Isla Trueno is overthrown, an aggressive and hostile military command rises to power. A highly trained special ops unit is sent in to help the rebels accomplish objectives that only a sniper can handle. In addition to intense sniper missions, players will also take part in a variety of assault scenarios where their prowess with weapons will be a huge help to the undermanned rebels.

Sniper: Ghost Warrior will be released on Xbox360, PlayStation 3 and on the PC.

Set on a ravaged world, N3II: Ninety-Nine Nights invites the player to take on all comers in a series of spectacular battles. Players can enjoy the story from five different perspectives - including humans, elves and goblins - and are pitted against wave after wave of adversaries in the ultimate 'last man standing' free-for-all. Each of the species is given a specific back story which unfolds as the game progresses, while the various races also bring unique skills and abilities to the battle field.

N3II: Ninety-Nine Nights also has a two-player co-op online mode, wherein players team up against the oncoming hordes, working together to expand their combo range to take out more enemy assailants at once. This two-player mode features online ranking boards detailing the most effective pairings across the globe.

N3II will be released on the Xbox360 console only.

愛してる

2010-06-30T15:08:00.001+08:00

愛しています =)

True~

2010-06-28T20:21:00.002+08:00

I won't talk
I won't breathe
I won't move till you finally see that you belong with me
You might think i don't look but deep inside in the corner of my mind, I'm attached to you..
I'm weak, it's true because I'm afraid to know the answer..
Because my heart keeps falling faster..
I've waited all my life, to cross this line to the only thing thats true
So I will not hide, it's time to try, anything to be with you..
All my life I've waited this is true..

Time for a face lift?

2009-05-27T23:50:00.002+08:00

hmmm maybe its time to change my blogskin..kinda getting sick of the green >.>

Freakin Chinese PRs!!

2009-04-21T19:43:00.003+08:00

Sorry if i offended anyone with the above blogpost title but..i'm really pissed off with what happened this morning. But please take note i'm not stating about ALL the PRs but those who were involved in the scam i'm gonna talk about..

My family was involved in a scam. You guys must have heard or saw on the tv how the fuckn PRs calls your family and tell them you are kidnapped and asked your family for ransom? Yeah, my parents were 1 of the victims.

This asshole called my residential number at 11am in the morning, screaming into the handset asking my mom for 20k as the so called "I" owed them this amount. If my parents refused to pay, they will chop off my fingers 1 by 1. My mom and dad panicked and didn't know what to do, thus my dad picked up his cellphone and called the police. Seriously, the police operator should really do something about their service, my dad had to wait 20 minutes before he was connected to an inspector, if this really happened, i would have lost all my fingers by then. My mom started crying and asked that bastard to put "ME" on the phone, my mom spoke to "ME" in cantonese asking me why i acted as a gurantor for a friend who fled away to Malaysia...yeah right..like my forehead has the word "DUMBFUCK" written. Another bastard then started crying saying "mom come and save me" in mandarin, my mom started to panick even more.

By then, the police asked my dad to call my work place (coz i forgot to bring my cellphone to work today...sigh) to check if i'm in the office...my dad did and was relieved that i answered the phone. This isn't the end. The 2 motherfuckin bastards didn't give up and kept calling my residential number! My mom got pissed and didn't answer the call.

To all you FUCKIN CHINA PRs who takes advantage of us Singaporeans..watch it..i believe in karma..YOU MIGHT JUST GET RUN OVER BY A BUS TOMORROW AND NOBODY FUCKIN CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU ALL EXCEPT THE DOGS AND CATS NIBBLING ON YOUR DEAD BODY. FUCKING RETARDS WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO IN LIFE. I HOPE YOU ROT AND DIE!!! FUCKIN GO TO HELL!!!!! BASTARDS!!!

Good Service Star

2008-12-17T22:25:00.003+08:00

Has anyone seen the Good Service Star adverts on TV lately? Shows a lady walking around a few shops and stopped and looked at the door and finally entered the store with the Good Service Star sticker on the front door? I find it really dumb to start this idea in the first place.

Besides telling our overseas friends that this particular shop has good service thus having the sticker at the front door, what about those that don't have the sticker? Are we just going to let their business fail?

Singaporeans are tend to be very fussy when it comes to service, especially when they buy something from a service provider, for example, insurance coverage. They can go all out and irritate the customer service officers just because of $1. I know, cos i used to work in an insurance company.

Service comes in many different ways. It depends on how the customers behave in order to get good service. It doesn't matter how much you paid for an item but what kind of service you will get in return. Have you ever wondered what will happen if you were make bad remarks in front of a chef in a restaurant, like telling the chef he doesn't know how to cook? You never know the next moment you might get spit in your next dish.

What kind of service you get depends on your attitude. Don't expect too much in return if you don't understand the meaning of karma,what goes around comes around. I say the Good Service Sticker is not needed just to be fair to every retail store in Singapore. We live, eat and shit in the same country, not ruin and make life miserable for one another.

Sorry

2008-12-16T11:36:00.000+08:00

Sorry for the lack of updates, been very very busy at work lately. Will update by this week. Take care god bless.

HALLOWEEN!!!

2008-10-31T11:01:00.003+08:00

Happy Halloween everyone!! Hope you have a scary one this year !! Oh and don't forget to check out the huge pumpkin head on the Singapore Flyer. Have Fun!!

Getting old ....

2008-09-23T15:45:00.002+08:00

I'm starting to feel the "age" thing is coming to me. I'm not as hyper active as before and i can't do certain things that i could when i was younger a few years back. If i am suppose to complete an overnight project, i would feel sleepy when the clock strikes 12am but when i was younger, i don't even need sleep! My back and feet aches if i strain myself too much but i could run 3km everyday when i was younger without feeling a single pain! This "age" thing is really getting to me and i'm only 26...

What the....

2008-09-16T09:19:00.002+08:00

Its my choice !!!

2008-09-13T03:29:00.004+08:00

Ok Lucas, whether its stripes with checkers or checkers with stripes, you'll always be uncle Melvin's most doted and adorable baby boy. Lets not care about what other people think about our dress sense as we are always cute no matter what we wear !! Keep it up little guy!! You're growing up real good !!

夢で逢えたなら (If We Met In A Dream)

2008-09-08T11:23:00.006+08:00

yume de aetara hora
donna kotoba de kimi wo dakiyoseru
dare ni mo jama sarenai
manatsu no yoru ni

hitomi tojireba hora
yume no naka de konya kimi ni aeru
tsukare shirazu no yoru sa　asa ga kuru no mo wasurete
moshimo aetara hora
donna kotoba de kimi wo dakiyoseru
dare ni mo jama sarenai
SUROU na yoru ni

yume to kimi to genjitsu to boku de nara
jinsei kandou kyohen no dekiagari desu
kana wa nu MON bakkari de
muzukashiku kangaeta toko de
ikiteru uchi no sanbun no ichi kurai
tanoshi manakya son nandesu

hitomi tojireba hora
yume no naka de konya kimi ni aeru
tsukare shirazu no yoru sa
asa ga kuru no mo wasurete
moshimo aetara hora
donna kotoba de kimi wo dakiyoseru
dare ni mo jama sarenai
SUROU na yoru ni

sore de mo yappa tsurakute
omoi wo todoketaku natte
ikiteru uchi no sanbun no ni datte
kimi ni aitaku narun desu

ichido kiri de mo iisa
konya dakeha kimi no yume wo misasete
okubyou datta boku ni kitto SAYONARA dekirunda
moshimo aetara donna
RASUTO SONGU de asa ma de odorurouka
dare ni mo jama sarenai　manatsu no yoru ni

yume kara samete shimau hodo
You&Me It’s Show time
Dancing All night
you and me de it’s show time　kimi to futari dancing all night

You&Me
(yume)kara samete shi mau hodo ni

momom... prease !!!

2008-09-04T09:18:00.003+08:00

I'm so proud of Lucas!! He's finally learning how to talk and boy is he cute or what, i'm so proud to be his uncle!! Can't wait for him to come visit the family again. Even Jaslin can't resist Lucas. momom prease... prease... =D

Tired . . . .

2008-08-31T00:38:00.006+08:00

Just completed placing cameras up for a mansion located in Bukit Panjang. It was a tiring 3 days project but the satisfaction was there. Thank god that smartypants wasn't there or the whole project would take months to complete. I'm pretty proud of myself as i was the main project coordinator *sMileZ* .

An overview of the 8 camera points

Confused

2008-08-14T12:18:00.007+08:00

Drink..

Drank...

Drunk....

I have no idea what i want. So many things on my mind right now ...

2008-08-09T14:01:00.005+08:00

Happy 43rd Birthday Singapore !!!!

End Of In Camp Training 2008

2008-08-08T21:01:00.001+08:00

Finally my in camp training for the year of 2008 is over !!!!

Coincidence or plain unlucky

2008-08-05T00:09:00.003+08:00

We set off for our field exercise at 0830 and i was kinda looking forward to the jungle training. Being a signal trooper for my officer wasn't easy but at least i get to learn something.

We reached camp and immediately got to work, digging our trenches and firehole and setting up our communication with the rest of the platoon. Everything was done and we were ready for our exercise until my officer instructed me to get a shovel for him. While i was walking towards the shovel 5 meters away from camp a deadfall (branch) snapped and fell on me hitting me on the head. The deadfall was bigger then me and i was shocked. I felt giddy and a big ringing sound kept going on and on in my head. I sat down and my officer called for the medic. There was no cuts but a huge bruise on the left side on my head left me screaming. The medic then called for the medical officers to take me to the medic tent for further observation.

Once i got there, medics were checking my blood pressure, taking my blood examination and checking my head. I was giddy and had no idea what was going on at that point of time. The medical officer couldn't do much thus he instructed for an ambulance to rush me to Nee Soon medical center and if they couldn't do much either, i would have to be sent to Tan Tock Seng. Just as i expected, the officer at Nee Soon Medical Center sent me to Tan Tock Seng. I was observed overnight and was given 3 days MC.

I'm just glad nothing happened to me as i could have been killed if the deadfall got me on the other parts of my body. I wonder if this is plain unlucky or just a mere coinsidence...

In-Camp Training 2008

2008-08-02T16:59:00.002+08:00

Its been a long week and due to the my in-camp training, i wasn't able to log on and update my blog at all.

Being in the Navy during my national service days were fun but its a whole new thing for me as i have been posted over to the Army for my reservist. I was feeling nervous upon reaching the infantry camp but i had no choice as this is a decision the government has made. Everything was going well until i processed in. The clerk said i was posted over to the Support company as an infantry pioneer but when i went over to the Support company to report, they said they did not arrange a training schedule as i am the only guy for infantry pioneer vocation and the rest has deferred themselves from this in-camp training. My commander didn't know what to do and just told me to follow the guys from another vocation.

Finally after a few days, they have decided to throw me over to Bravo company as a commander runner. What the hell is that you ask? I have no idea, not until Sunday as i'll be going outfield until Tuesday. I can't wait for this in-camp training to end...its wasting alot of time!

Everyone...Meet Linus

2008-07-10T15:21:00.003+08:00

Meet Linus, another cute bubbly baby boy from my favourite cousin and his wife. Congratulations Edwin & Serene on a job well done! Don't forget to bring him back to visit!

Singaporeans...

2008-07-07T00:31:00.003+08:00

Just came home and was flipping through the Sunday Times when an article caught my attention. Titled "Parents have a big problem with boy athlete". I can't help shaking my head and reading the article at the same time. I can't believe such "Kiasu" parents have yet done it again. Parents are complaining about a 10 year old boy athlete beating their own child on the track and field. Just because he's a good runner and set afew records doesn't mean you parents have to boo and jeer at the poor boy.

He's 20cm taller then the other kids, boasts developed biceps and calf muscles, all these are pure sweat and tears of how much effort the boy has gone through. Booing and jeering doesn't really effect the child, it only reflects on yourself on what kind of parent you are. The kid has to hide in the toilet before races and hide in crowds to avoid attention. He even has to change schools just because of certain "Kiasu" parents. He's only a kid for crying out loud! If you want your kid to have a gold medal, go buy one off the shelf instead!

He came to Singapore when he was 2 and has a Singaporean dad and a vietnamese mother, if you have doubts about his age, maybe you have doubts about our government who has his self particulars stored inside their computer systems. How can a person lie about his age??? This is pure stupidity!

Do some self reflection, if your kid is like Kang Yee Cher, how would you feel if people boo and jeer at your child calling the family cheats? Please, do Singapore a favor, stop disgracing us and do something helpful that benefits the country instead!

Always Be My Baby

2008-07-01T20:07:00.004+08:00

Singer - David Cook
Title - Always Be My Baby

A brand new version of "Always be my baby" originally from Mariah Carey now sung by American Idol winner David Cook. Enjoy~!

Thank God I Found You ...

2008-06-10T12:16:00.005+08:00

Feat - Mariah Cary, Joe, 98 Degrees
Title - Thank God I Found You

I would give up everything
Before I'd separate myself from you
After so much suffering
I've finally found a man that's true
I was all by myself for the longest time
So cold inside
And the hurt from the heart it would not subside
I felt like dying
Until you saved my life

Thank God I found you
I was lost without you
My every wish and every dream
Somehow became reality
When you brought the sunlight
Completed my whole life
I'm overwhelmed with gratitude
Cause baby I'm so thankful
I found you

I would give you everything
There's nothing in this world I wouldn't do
To ensure your happiness
I'll cherish every part of you
Because without you beside me I can't survive
I don't wanna try
If you're keeping me warm each and every night
I'll be all right
Cause I need you in my life

Thank God I found you (I'm begging you)
I was lost without you (so lost without you)
My every wish and every dream (every dream, every dream)
Somehow became reality
When you brought the sunlight (brought the sunlight)
Completed my whole life
I'm overwhelmed with gratitude
Cause baby I'm so thankful
I found you

See I was so desolate
Before you came to me
Looking back I guess it shows
that we were destined to shine
After the rain to appreciate
And care for what we have
And I'd go through it all over again
To be able to feel this way

Thank God I found you
I was lost without you (lost without you baby)
My every wish and every dream
Somehow became reality
When you brought the sunlight
Completed my whole life (whole life)
I'm overwhelmed with gratitude
Sweet baby I'm so thankful
I found you

Thank God I found you
I was lost without you
I'm overwhelmed with gratitude
My baby I'm so thankful
I found you

I'm overwhelmed with gratitude
My baby I'm so thankful I found you

Whats the next step?

2008-05-24T12:24:00.002+08:00

Whats the next step i should take? I am clueless...

Sleep? Whassat ??

2008-05-12T05:58:00.002+08:00

I gotta tune my bio alarm clock back to normal. Sleeping at 2.30am and waking up at 5.30am to work just isn't healthy.

Afew cameras from different areas needs repair and we can only repair it at this time of the day... what else can a guy ask for?

2008-05-05T13:33:00.007+08:00

歌手-鄭伊健
歌曲-直至消失天與地

誰曾路過此使我知
生有好意義
誰仍令我戀一輩子
結局即使注定難合意
現你雖離開
願你都能知
情未變改
一心不楊漞
就算心頭哀
沒法可停止
睡了醒了亦盼跟你重相依
stay 活著不可親你令我生如何
stay 你那淺笑讓我哭著回未
stay 但是即使所愛沒法可起
stay 我也戀你直至消失天與地
遲還剩太多的句子和未說夢兒
如何讓你知當我知
這段匆匆故事無下次
剩太多黃昏
剩太多晨曦和下半生
當中需要有你但這些黃昏
但這些晨曦
像已知再沒法跟你在一起
stay 活著不可親你令我生如何
stay 你那淺笑讓我哭著回未
stay 你那淺笑讓我歡笑亦傷悲
stay 但是即使所愛沒法可起
stay 我也戀你直至消失天與地

What The %#@$*!

2008-05-05T04:56:00.002+08:00

Hell's gonna break loose soon !!!

A Special World

2008-04-30T01:30:00.002+08:00

A special world for you and me
A special bond one cannot see
It wraps us up in its cocoon
And holds us fiercely in its womb.

Its fingers spread like fine spun gold
Gently nestling us to the fold
Like silken thread it holds us fast
Bonds like this are meant to last.

And though at times a thread may break
A new one forms in its wake
To bind us closer and keep us strong
In a special world, where we belong.

If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine.
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.

原点

2008-04-27T18:28:00.003+08:00

歌名:原点
演唱:-5566

心像飘落的枯叶
踩在地上都会碎
我说我爱着你
但你却又假装
你没听见
我像个隐形人
逗你开心逗你笑
但你总是看不见
难道要很多考验
还要很多抱歉
才能够证明
我会爱你到永远
寻寻觅觅
我们还是又
回到了原点
心像飘落的枯叶
要怎么熬过这冬天
好想抱你直到明天
怎么这双手又退却
我像个胆小鬼
只敢想像只敢暗恋
就是不敢放手追
难道要很多考验
还要很多抱歉
才能够证明
我会爱你到永远
寻寻觅觅
我们还是
又回到了原点
我已经无法承受
没有结果的结果
在爱的洪流
我只能继续去漂流
有太多太多考验
还有太多抱歉
放不下
我在想着你你想着谁
寻寻觅觅
我们终于
又回到了原点
难道要很多考验
还要很多抱歉
才能够证明
我会爱你到永远
寻寻觅觅
我们还是
又回到了原点

What hurts the most?

2008-04-21T19:48:00.008+08:00

What Hurts The Most
Feat - Rascal Flatts

I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house
That don't bother me
I can take a few tears now
and then and just let 'em out
I'm not afraid to cry every once in a while
Even though going on with you gone still upsets me
There are days every now and again I pretend I'm ok
But that's not what gets me
What hurts the most
Was being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was tryin' to do
It's hard to deal with the pain
of losing you everywhere I go
But I'm doin' It
It's hard to force that smile
when I see our old friends and I'm alone
Still Harder
Getting up, getting dressed,
livin' with this regret
But I know if I could do it over
I would trade give away all the words
that I saved in my heart
That I left unspoken
What hurts the most
Is being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was trying to do
What hurts the most was being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
And not seeing that loving you
Is what I was trying to do
Not seeing that loving you
That's what I was trying to do

Everyone would agree that nobody's perfect but when two imperfect people falls in love, holding hands going through thick and thin together,they can create the most beautiful music any musician could have ever written.

Deletion

2008-04-21T01:03:00.003+08:00

I have deleted the past few posts due to some privacy issues. I would like to apologise to the person that was involved and it wil not happen again. Cheers~!

Open Your Heart

2008-03-23T20:51:00.005+08:00

‘Open Your Heart”, an initiative by a group of youth volunteers who see the need to raise the awareness of HIV/AIDS and its social implications. Through the creative use of a film and a photography exhibition, the campaign hopes to reach out to youth to open their hearts to empathise with people living with HIV/AIDS and realise that we are more susceptible to the disease than we think.

Win fantastic prizes, and better yet, make a real difference! Just by taking part in the Love +ve Photo Competition. Simply take a photo that you think best represents love and its connection to HIV/AIDS and submit it here. Closing date: 19 Mar 2008

* Judge’s Choice Award: S$3,000 cash
* Voter’s Choice Award: S$1,000 cash
* 20 finalists each receive a cool laptop messenger bag.
* Voters prize : 10 lucky voters get a S$50 Heeren voucher and laptop messenger bag

Entries shortlisted for the finals will be revealed and displayed at the Open Your Heart event. Winners will be announced on the last day of the event. Get a chance to see all the shortlisted entries and be there to see if you have won. Because if you are not there, your prize will be forfeited. So go all the way! See you there!.

Venue: Orchard Cineleisure foyer
Important dates:
28 March 2008, 5pm. 20 finalists will be revealed, SMS voting will start
30 March 2008, 2pm: SMS voting ends.
30 March 2008, 3pm: Announcement of winners and Prize Presentation.

Shit....

2008-03-09T14:06:00.003+08:00

One fine weekend, Ah Beng and his good buddy Ah Seng went over to Orchard Road to buy a birthday present for Ah Lian. They got off the MRT and started walking towards Wisma when Ah Beng started sniffing around and stopped walking..

Beng: Ay Seng... you smell something smelly anot??

*Ah Seng started sniffing around*

Seng: Ay yah man... damn smelly man !! Wonder where the smell comes from !?

*Ah Beng then started to look around wondering where that smell could come from*

Seng: AY! Beng look! whats that brown brown thing on the floor??

Beng: Dunnoe lah! go see la!

*Ah Beng and Ah Seng started went closer to the unidentified object*

Seng: Wah sibe smelly man!!

Beng: Ay Seng... you know whats that anot??

Seng: I know but cannot confirm yet la...

*Ah seng then put his finger at the pile of shit and put it into his mouth*

Seng: WAH CONFIRM ITS SHIT LA!! SMELLY AND TASTE LIKE IT MAN!!

Beng: WAH DAMN LUCKY WE NEVER STEP ON IT AH!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Advertisments..

2008-02-29T13:53:00.004+08:00

Something you will never see on our local advertisments.

If only Singapore isn't strict on cencorship issues...

Little Ah Beng

2008-02-25T13:03:00.003+08:00

When Ahbeng was small he always seem to fall asleep in class. One particular day his Teacher was teaching the whole class about rhinos, how dangerous it is and what kinda characteristic it has, she spend a few hours teaching this while Ahbeng slept through the whole lesson.

Towards the end of the lesson the Teacher asked the class a question ....

Teacher : So class,tell me what is very dangerous to go near to and have horns?

At this point of time Ahbeng who was half awake suddenly got up and say aloud ....

Ahbeng : Teacher I know! Lemme answer prease!

Teacher : Ok Ahbeng .. You may answer. What is very dangerous to go near to and have horns ?

Ahbeng : Teacher .. the answer is "CARS!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!

happy Birthday To Me

2008-02-16T12:57:00.002+08:00

Feb 15th, the day the British surrendered to the Japanese and also the day my mum brought me into this world 26 years ago. Its been a long and happy 26 years with my family and friends. The difference between celebrating your birthday when you were younger and now is a huge whole lot of difference.

For me, celebrating my birthday wasn't actually a need or something big to make an issue out of it. A simple dinner a cake cutting session with my family is more then enough. As we grow older, we grow a tad wiser and more responsible. What i wish for is just a simple wish, my parents to stay health always, siblings to do well in school and my friends to feel happy all the time. Nothing beats staying happy then to see the people around you happy. Cheers to everyone.

Happy Chinese New Year!

2008-02-12T13:39:00.000+08:00

Heres Wishing everyone a Happy Chinese New Year ! May everyone prosper in both Health & Wealth !

Lack of updates

2008-01-09T16:54:00.000+08:00

I'm so sorry for the lack of update as i'm not in Singapore at this point of time. Will update next week when i'm back home. Working on a new script in Australia with afew of the actors and actresses. Pictures will be provided as well! Stay tuned!

Asian Idol

2007-12-17T07:40:00.000+08:00

It was a big day for Hady Mirza who was crowned the Asian Idol last night. 6 outstanding idols from India, Vietnam, Philippines, Malaysia, Indonesia and last but not least, Singapore came together to compete for the title of Asian Idol.

it was a joyous night for Hady who i will say did extremely well last night. He was on top form to compete with the rest of the idols. Besides the idols, there were also the judges.The six judges sat in front of the stage ready to evaluate each contestant’s performance. It’s Anu Malik (Indian Idol’s judge), Siu Black (Vietnam Idol’s judge), Indra Lesmana (Indonesian Idol’s judge), Paul Moss (Malaysian Idol’s judge), Ken Lim (Singapore Idol’s judge), and Pilita Corrales (Philippine Idol’s judge). Few of them are well known as harsh when criticizing the Idols on their home countries, but these don’t take away the six Idols’ spirit and enthusiasm to perform.

I myself enjoyed Hady's singing when he sang Berserah. Though i do not understand the lyrics but i could feel how he felt when he sang that song.

Singapore is proud of you Hady. Congratulations Mr Asian Idol!

Tuzki and the all new Motorola Q9H

2007-12-07T19:56:00.001+08:00

Everyone must be wondering whats thata cute little bunny looking thing dancing on the right side of my blogsite. He's name is Tuzki and he's the character for the all new Motorola Q9H.

Whats the Motorola Q9H? Its a new smartphone by Motorola. There are loads of smartphones and PDA phones by top companies,but nothing beats the Motorola Q9H in both comfort and technology. Its pre loaded Windows Mobile 6.0 allows you to surf,browse your pictures files and videos with ease not forgetting the Motorola Q9H that supports the OS smoothly.

Most of the consumers are mostly worried about operating the smartphone. From loading documents and files into the smartphone to making a simple phone call. Have no fear, the Motorola Q9H is definately user friendly. Consumers can SMS with ease not worrying about the space and density of the keys,as for me i'm a PDA freak until i laid my hands on the Motorola Q9H. I popped by Singtel Hello Shop in Orchard to take a look at the new smartphone and to my suprise, it doesn't feel uncomfortable and heavy. This lightweight smartphone is perfect for students and businessmen. Its sleek design lets you slip it into your pocket comfortably.

Surf the internet, chat, send and receive email, edit documents and update your blog just like you would atyour desk.With the Motorola Q9H's full QWERTY keypad you can control the Q with a single hand.With the flick of a finger, launch applications with Speed Dial shortcuts.

The Motorola Q9h smartphone far exceeds a typical PDA phone’s internet experience. Chat easily anywhere using the full QWERTY keypad and all your MSN emoticons. Surf the web at high speeds on with a full-screen horizontal HTML browser that makes you feel like you are using your PC With Windows Media Player pre-installed, a 2.4 inch-wide screen and dual stereo speakers, the Motorola Q9h brings you the best music and video experience. Prepare your eyes and ears for unbelievable sound quality and picture-perfect displays. Playlists can be dragged, dropped, and automatically synchronized at USB 2.0 enhanced speeds.

I'm getting mine this Sunday but if the Nuffnang team can give me 1 as a X'mas present,i'll be a happy man! So what are you waiting for? The Motorola Q9H is available at all Singtel, Starhub and M1 shops! Go grab yours today!

Whenever you want. Wherever you like. Embracing the freedom to move. How do you Q?

Rain Rain Go Away..

2007-12-05T13:56:00.000+08:00

Now for the weather report. Cloudy skies all over Singapore with a high chance of rain expected in the late morning was what i heard on the radio. With my flu and cough, i'm expecting a dark cloudy day at work.

Really didn't felt like waking up this morning. With the stuffy nose and all, it really was irritating and demoralising. And to make the whole thing even worse, it started to rain just before i manage to reach the main entrance..suck like hell -.-" . Can't wait till the end of the day..

Sick ....

2007-12-04T17:11:00.000+08:00

Down with a very bad flu and cough..feeling terrible. Stuffy nose..voice sounds funny..whatever good food goes to waste coz you can't taste anything. Waking up with a headache..oh jeeesh i hate catching the freaking flu virus..i can't even think straight >.<

A new goal in life..

2007-11-21T12:56:00.000+08:00

My new goal in life..to quit smoking immediately whether i have to go through cold turkey or what so ever..i am prepared to face the challenges..and i mean right now..immediately..

SIA’s historic A380 arrives in Singapore

2007-10-18T09:20:00.000+08:00

A new chapter in Singapore’s aviation history has been written, with the arrival at Changi Airport Terminal 3 of the world’s first superjumbo bought by Singapore Airlines.

The Airbus A380 touched down at approximately 6.40pm (Singapore time) on Wednesday after a 12—hour flight from Toulouse, France

Some 400 guests, including Singapore’s Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong, were on hand to welcome the A380 which was brought home to land by SIA’s Chief Pilot, Captain Robert Ting.
Speaking at the welcome ceremony, Prime Minister Lee said SIA’s success is a triumph of the ingenuity, hard work and spirit of its people. It is also a source of pride for all Singaporeans and a symbol of the nation’s relentless drive for excellence.

But being a top airline alone is not enough, said the Prime Minister, it also needs good airport infrastructure to complete the travel experience. "In this regard, the launch of the A380 is a milestone not just for SIA, but also for Changi Airport. Changi is the first airport in the world to handle commercial A380 operations."

Changi’s preparedness, said Mr Lee, will stand it in good stead as a key international air hub and strengthen Singapore’s position as a gateway to the Asia Pacific.
SIA has purchased 19 Airbus A380 planes in all and five are expected to be delivered next year. The double—decked aircraft offers greater efficiency, lower fuel emissions and less noise compared to existing long—haul jets.
The new A380 planes are expected to replace SIA’s fleet of 14 Boeing 747 jets, which will be phased out in three to four years.

The superjumbo will be flying to Sydney on 25 October on a charity flight, which has raised some S$1.9 million through an auction of the seats onboard.
SIA will then use the A380 to operate a daily service between Singapore and Sydney. Come next year, A380 planes will also be used to launch a daily service to London.

A big welcome party, that took almost 18 months to organise, was laid out for the arrival of A380 at Changi Airport Terminal 3, a S$1.75 billion facility that will open its doors to the public only in January next year.

Beijing olympics 2008 Logo

2007-10-16T10:10:00.000+08:00

Everyone and i mean EVERYONE in the entire nation knows about the Beijing Olympics in 2008. Everyone saw the new 2008 Olympics logo right ? For those who don't, it looks like this,

Many people including myself kept looking at the logo figuring out what it actually means. What does the logo signify ? And of course, who came out with the idea to have a logo looking like that ? I would say i'm not alone and many people would have the same thought as well.

Well, i figured how the logo came about and i am going to share it with you today,not in words but in a comic strip.

It all began at a execution range where a convict was sentence to death.

The executioners were fully loaded and were ready to fire. They take aim and...

Within seconds, the criminal fell to the ground leaving blood on the wall behind him.

The authorities then looked at the blood stain the criminal had left behind. They figured that it was suitable for the coming Beijing Olympics 2008! And so they did !

And that is how they got the logo for the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Funny Comic strip right ?? LOL !!

Appreciated

2007-10-15T12:26:00.000+08:00

Recieved an email from the administrator of sgfrends.com . I was being asked if i can write articles for their website. I'm so touched and pleased with myself. How can i refuse such an offer, especially from someone who appreciates my work. Thanks alot ishykiel !

what i do best

2007-10-15T10:27:00.000+08:00

I have friends asking me on how i managed to get a job as a scriptwriter at Mediacorp. I would tell them its all on luck.

I have said this many times to many close friends and relatives. I enjoy puting what i write onto the television screen. Since at the age of 12, the pen and paper were my best friends. I would read a book and re-write the whole story and give it to my parents to judge on the storyline. As i grew older, i would write on the encounters i had in school and compile it into a book and hand it to my form teacher. My passion for writing soon grew from just a hobby to a career i had never dreamed of. Though the datelines are terrible, i always feel a sense of satisfaction whenever a script i wrote goes on air and everything goes smoothly.

I would say, i am not the only person who enjoys writing. Many younger generations have the same dream i had when i was a kid. An advice to the younger generations, do not give up on your dreams, no matter how much problems you encounter on your way, fight hard and chase your dreams. Nothing in this world is easy.

STB Project Postcards Campaign 2007

2007-10-14T10:15:00.000+08:00

The Singapore Tourism Board (STB) launches the fifth run of Project Postcard with the theme, “My City. My Life.” The project aims to use Singapore residents as tourism ambassadors to invite friends and family to visit Singapore using STB postcards.

Two sets of four postcards have been produced for Project Postcard 2007 and are now available island-wide at all 62 SingPost post offices, selected Cold Storage, Guardian Pharmacy and McCafe outlets and ZoCard distribution points. SingPost will also be sending the postcards to about 1.35 million homes.

The postcards, which have pre-paid international postage, are also available in electronic versions at the Project Postcard microsite visitsingapore.com/projectpostcard.

The STB will organize two draws on 12 November and 6 December with attractive prizes for pairs of senders and receivers of both the postcard and e-card categories.Project Postcard runs for eight weeks until 30 November 2007.

Dunbullshitme has an advertiser !

2007-10-13T09:29:00.000+08:00

Thats right ! dunbullshitme has been chosen by an advertiser to post their campaign from 14th Oct - 20th Oct. It may not be a long time but its definately a good eye opener as this is my 1st time having an advertiser.

The campaign is on STB Project Postcards Campaign. I will definately update more details when i'm being informed. Be sure to check back on the details. Adios~!

P/S - Tks alot Nuffnang !

Change my attitude?

2007-10-09T10:34:00.000+08:00

Early Tuesday morning and got ticked off by a lady who can't pronounce her english properly. Don't be mistaken, i do not have a problem with people who can't pronounce their words properly, its only on her..alone !

I'm a jovious kinda person, i brighten up the office everywhere i worked before. I turn a stressful environment into a fun 1. Just because i make my colleagues laugh doesn't mean i'm not serious in my work/job. I take my work seriously and give 101% . DO NOT tell me not to be jovious in the office as by doing that, others will take me more seriously. This freaking sentence that came out from your stinking mouth just lit up the TNT in me.

I fool around when neccessary and its not every single minute. I DO NOT joke when i'm working. If you have a problem with my attitude just tell me straight, don't beat around the bush. Just because you are here for the past 10 years doesn't mean everyone here likes you! I DEFINATELY DON'T !

I will continue to be myself whether be it you like it or not. This is my character. HR hired me for who i am and what i have to give to this company not you ! Just because you show a face in the company and don't give a shit to your colleagues doesn't mean i have to follow you. Stupid BITCH !

If you tongue is too long and you can't pronounce your words properly BITCH, go slice it into half. I had a hard time understanding what you were talking! One last thing, from the way you speak, i can easily tell my knowledge on the English language is MUCH MUCH MUCH more better then yours, DO NOT THINK i DO NOT know how to send emails and MY knowledge on the English Language is NOT lower then YOURS ! I may not have high qualifications, BUT i'm not stupid, I KNOW HOW TO SEND EMAILS YOU FUGHEAD ! I SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH AND NOT BROKEN ONES ! GET IT INTO YOUR HEAD !

busy busy busy ! ! !

2007-10-04T11:50:00.000+08:00

So sorry for the lack of updates. Been so busy since i started work @ Mediacorp. Will update a proper post and loads of pictures when i'm not that busy. Take care all !!

Monday blues

2007-09-24T07:51:00.001+08:00

Arrived in the office 45 earlier compared to the rest of the days that i'm always only 15 mins early before i actually start work..i have a feeling this is gonna be a long long day.

Started to rain when i boarded the train, didn't bring my brolly and from the looks of it, i doubt its gonna stop anytime soon. Crossed my fingers and hope the rain will die down by the time i reach my destination.

Had an excellent weekend though, spent time with the person i fell in love with since last Wednesday when we first met and i really didn't expect it to happen so soon. The whole process of me and her getting together was pretty crazy but thats another story.

She made my heart skip a beat when we first met, her smile was mesmerizing and she is a cute bubbly girl. How can i not fall for her? Having her in my life is the most wonderful thing that has happened to me and i'm glad that i have her. Understanding the person you love takes time and lots of effort. Lets pray she's the last girl for me and maybe we do have a future ahead of us.

if you're reading this my dear, i just want to let you know that you bring joy and laughter into my life, you make me realise how wonderful it is to fall in love. I will ALWAYS be there whenever you need me, lend you a shoulder to cry on,when you feel happy, i'll be happy and if you feel sad i will be there to light up your day and bring a smile on your face. I'm so glad i've found you.

MAY THE CHI BE WITH YOU!

2007-09-21T10:24:00.000+08:00

The Eye and the Hurricane: Tackling Your Daily Rush From a Strong Centre .

Our minds and bodies have to meet the insistent demand of things that require our attention. We are constantly “multi-tasking”, and our lives today are not just fast-paced ones - they are also fragmented ones. Be the eye in the hurricane, learn how Tai Chi can help you acquire a strong centre. You can be the whirlwind, not just get caught in one.

Align Yourself

Feeling out of whack in work and play?
Then align yourself - but align to what? And how? Come and find out how basic Tai Chi principles help you achieve these at work and play. You can align your body and mind by doing a bit of Tai Chi at work, and it doesn’t mean you’re skiving!

Sunday, 30 Sept, 3.00-4.30pm, Programme Zone

These Tai Chi programmes are presented in English by Mr Sim Pern Yiau, a graded Senior Instructor and Researcher of Taiji Gong at the World Nam Wah Taiji Gong Association (www.namwahtaijigong.com). The Association teaches undiluted and traditional Taiji Gong from the direct lineage of Grandmaster Wu Tu Nan of Beijing, who passed away at age 105 without major illness.

To get your chi flowing, check out some Tai Chi-related titles in our Health section! They’re mostly located under the Call No.: 613.7148

Questions on Tai Chi or other topics?

Email: ask@nlb.gov.sg

That guy in the picture...he's not a movie star or a stuntman.. he's my 表哥 !! HANSEM RIGHT!! *WHISTLE* ! Thats $50 for an ad 表哥!!

A hunter's supper

2007-09-18T10:57:00.000+08:00

A hunter kills a deer and brings it home and decides to clean and serve the deer meat for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is. So he did not tell them what it was.

His little boy, Jimmy, keeps asking him,"What's for supper dad?"

"You'll see", the hunter replies.

They start eating supper and his daughter, kept asking him what they are eating

"Ok", says the hunter, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls me."

His daughter screams in fear !!!!

"Don't eat it Jimmy! It's an asshole!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!

Uncle Fong's 60th Birthday Lunch

2007-09-16T21:24:00.000+08:00

Had lunch today at Spring Court chinese restaurent to celebrate uncle Fong's 60th birthday, Its also the day i get to see the star of the day Lucas =D.

He's a cute bubbly little cousin of mine. He's 8 months old and he just can't stop smiling! Everyone fell in love with him and kept carrying him around playing with him. He loves to put his index and middle finger in his mouth whenever theres nothing to eat, he loves to pull anything that dangles like a necklace and he just loves to eat! No wonder Serene calls him little hamburger. Took at picture of him =D

Isn't he just the cutest thing ?? Met Serene and Edwin 表哥as well, the both of you look great,can tell表哥exercises regularly and Serene..you don't look fat la.With Lucas around brightening up your day,its not suprising the both of you are so happy .

They will be returning back to Vancouver this month and i'm gonna miss you guys for sure. Please send me the pictures and do do do keep in touch!!

Last but not least Happy 60th Birthday Uncle Fong may you prosper in both wealth and health, and Lucas KEEP ON SMILING !!!

P/S:More pictures will be posted up when Serene and Kahwei emails me the pictures

Ahbeng's Business venture

2007-09-14T18:53:00.000+08:00

There were 4 AhBengs that decided to start a business venture.

After months and months of planning they finally decided to start an auto garage.

They bought the best of car servicing equipment and were confident that they will make it big. The 4 Ah Bengs then sat back and waited for the first customer to arrive.

They waited for a day,2 days, a week for the customers but nobody came to their garage. You ask WHY???

Because their garage was on the second floor !!!

After this failed business venture, they decided to try good old taxi driving.

They bought a new Mercedes Taxi & began to look for passengers.

They drove past Orchard Road and other prime areas but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Changi Airport but nobody hailed their taxi also.

In desperation they kept on driving all around Singapore but not even one ahpek hailed their taxi. Ask WHY again???

Because all the four AhBengs were sitting in the taxi!!!

After the incident. The 4 AhBengs were very disappointed with themselves & decided to push their taxi into the sea.

They started pushing their taxi. They push the whole day & were very exhausted but the taxi did not even move an inch.

They decided to rest for a while & started to push again. The taxi just wouldn't move. WHY???

Because 2 Ah Bengs were pushing from the front & 2 from behind!!!

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!

Norton Que and Hardcase

2007-09-13T21:15:00.000+08:00

I'm selling off a 2mths old Norton Que with silver hardcase. Everything is in tiptop condition as it has been used only twice. Tip on que is in good condition with no scratches. I will also throw in a magnatic chalk holder. If you are interested, send an email to dunbullshitme@yahoo.com.sg and provide your name and contact number. I'm letting it off at $250 its an offer not to be missed. i have some pictures, click on the links below to view.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/tootyfoot/DSC00111.jpg

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/tootyfoot/DSC00110.jpg

Memories

2007-09-12T23:15:00.000+08:00

Found a CD which contains the pictures i have taken with my friends at INCOME. I have to admit, those 2 years i have spent there are the sweetest moments of my life. I have never got so close to my colleagues before but my family in INCOME changed my life forever. Having met Sarah, Jack, Sharon, Natalie, Ida, Stephanie and many other friends, you guys are not only my colleagues or friends..to me you are my family.

Although i have done something which disappointed everyone, please forgive me and think of the situation i was in. I had no other alternatives but to leave without a word. It gave a big blow to the closest poeople around me but i really had no other choice.

We shared many happy and sad moments, we fight over the smallest issues but at the end of the day, a simple smile makes all the bad things go away. Everyday, we battle with customers, fighting for the department,fighting to bring honour to our department.

The vulgarities we shouted while puting the customer on hold was a everyday practice, not forgetting the complains we have. Ktv, Mahjong sessions and partying at Zouk was a hard thing to plan but we swore every month we will have 1 day to party and spend time with everyone.

Some of you might be prejudice against me but i do not mind,because to me, every single person i know in INCOME is family. I hope this will never change.

Rude Singaporeans

2007-09-12T16:29:00.000+08:00

Was browsing through some websites when i came across this interesting website on rude Singaporeans. The url is http://rudesingaporeans.blogspot.com .

You can send an email to the owner of the blog and he will post it up on your behalf. But remember, when you have 1 finger pointing at someone, you have 4 fingers pointing back at yourself, so remember to think twice before making a post.

All i want for X'mas...

2007-09-12T11:25:00.000+08:00

NoO its not my 2 front teeth...its better then that..what i want for X'mas 2007 IS...........

Thats right !! Its the Apple iPhone !!

Physically, the iPhone is a slim 11.6 millimeters and sports a 3.5-inch, 160dpi touch screen, along with a 2 megapixel camera, a headset jack, built-in speaker and microphone.

Though its not out in Singapore yet..i still can't wait to get my hands on it ! Come to think of it...maybe i won't wait till X'mas...probably get it once its out..sick and tired of my Sony Ericsson W850i -.- ... i need something more high tech and this baby is just IT!

Ahbeng & friends

2007-09-11T22:43:00.000+08:00

AhBeng recently kenna first prize in 4D. So to flaunt his assets, he got himself a yacht as he loves to fish.So 1 day, AhBeng, Samad and Muthu went out to sea for a fishing trip. They were enjoying themselves until some pirates hijacked their yacht.

The pirates cornered the 3 men and said "Give us all your valuables!"

The chief pirate then raised a syringe and added, "Or else we'll inject you with the AIDS virus WAHAHHAHA!!!"

Samad quickly stripped off all his valuables and handed them to the pirates. Satisfied, they threw him into the sea.

Muthu was equally quick to comply with the pirates' wishes. Similarly, he removed his valuables and surrendered them to the pirates. Like Samad, he was thrown into the sea.

Finally it came to AhBeng's turn. He stared at the pirates and shouted. "You all kee see lah! (go and die!) Inject, inject lah, you'll never get my lolex and my JPG warret!!!!"

The pirates, showing no mercy, injected AhBeng with the HIV virus, and robbed him of his precious watch and wallet. They then threw him into the sea with the rest.

In the water, both Samad and Muthu commended AhBeng for his bravery. However, they were pretty perplexed by why he was unafraid of the virus. Grinning, AhBeng answered:

AIDS ONLY WHAT! WO BUAY KIA (i not scared),I GOT CONDOM WHAT !!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

真心话

2007-09-09T19:19:00.000+08:00

爱上一个人, 只须要一秒钟
照顾一个人,是一辈子的事.
我想做那个能够照顾, 能爱你一辈子的人.

我不要你在乎我,
我只要你坚强一点
坚强的接受我,

虽然,你暂时无法接受我
暂时还没做好心里准备,
我不怪你,
我会等你.

我说我爱着你
但你却又假装你没听见
我像个隐形人逗你开心逗你笑..
但你总是看不见..

难道要很多考验?
还要很多抱歉?
才能够证明我会爱你到永远..

好想抱你到明天..
可是这双手又退却.
我像个胆小鬼..
只敢暗恋就是不敢放手追..

这不是歌词..
也不是一些感动话..
而是我的真心话..

我只想对你说...

我爱你..

The reason why we work so hard .

2007-09-08T16:18:00.000+08:00

On the very first day of the world, God created the cow. He said to the cow:

God : AhGu (cow), today I have created you! Your job is to go to the field with the farmer all day long. You will provide the energy to pull things! You will also provide milk for people to drink! You are to work all day under the sun. In return, you will eat only grass. For that you have a lifespan of 50 years.

AhGu objected.

AhGu : What!? I work all day under the sun and I can only eat grass?On top of that I have to give my milk away!? This is tough and you want me to live 50 years!? I'll take 20 and you can have the remaining 30 years back.

God agreed.

The next day, God created the dog. He said to the dog.

God : AhKow (dog), I have created you for a purpose. You are to sit all day by the door of your master's house. If anyone come in, you are to bark at them! In return, you will eat your master's leftover. I give you a lifespan of 20 years.

AhKow objected

AhKow : What!? I have to sit at the door all day and bark at people, and i can only eat leftovers? This isn't right... I'll take 10 years and you can have the remaining 10 years back.

God agreed again.

On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey.

God : LaoGao (monkey), your job is to entertain people. You will make them laugh, act stupid and make faces. You will also do somersaults and swing on trees to amaze them. In return, you will only eat bananas and peanuts. For that, I will give you 20 years.

Naturally the monkey objected.

LaoGao : What!? I got to make faces and make people laugh? I still have to climb trees and do somersaults? Tell you what... I'll take 10 years, you can have the remaining 10 years back.

God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created human. God said to the human:

God : You are my best piece of work. For that you will only have to sleep, eat and play, sleep, eat and play and do nothing else. You will eat all the best things and play all the best toys. All you need to do is to enjoy life, and for this, I give you 20 years.

Just like the rest, human objected.

What? I only have to relax and enjoy the best in life and I only have 20 years?Tell you what. You got back 30 years from Ah Gu, 10 years from Ah Kow and 10 years from Lao Kao and you probably don't know what to do with all these lives. Why not I take all of them and have 70 years to live?

Being a kind God, naturally He agreed

AND THAT IS WHY !!!

We eat, sleep, play and enjoy the first 20 years of our lives when growing up.

Work for the next 30 years to raise the family.

Sit outside the door and bark at people for the next 10 years of our life when retired

And finally make faces and perform monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren for the final 10 years of our lives!

A Priestigeous Holiday

2007-09-07T20:05:00.000+08:00

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.

They were determined to make this a real vacation
by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store
and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc...

The next morning they went to the beach
dressed in their 'tourist' garb. They were sitting on beach chairs,

enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a
'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini
came walking straight towards them.
They couldn't help but stare.

As the blonde passed them she smiled and said
'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,'
nodding and addressing each of them individually,
then she passed on by.

They were both stunned.
How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store
and bought even more outrageous outfits.

These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them!
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.

After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde,
wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time,
came walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them, said

'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,'
and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said,
'Just a minute, young lady.

'Yes, Father?'
'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know,
how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'

She replied,

'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen'

WAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!

我可以 . . . .

2007-09-06T20:04:00.000+08:00

蔡旻佑 - 我可以

寄沒有地址的信

這樣的情緒

有種距離

你放著誰的歌曲

是怎樣的心情

能不能說給我聽

雨下得好安靜

是不是你

偷偷在哭泣

幸福真的不容易

在你的背景

有我愛你

我可以

陪你去看星星

不用再多說明

我就要和你在一起

我不想

又再一次和你分離

我多麼想每一次的美麗

是因為你

Opera great Pavarotti dead at 71

2007-09-06T16:43:00.000+08:00

Operatic legend Luciano Pavarotti, whose showmanship and crossover celebrity turned him into a global superstar, died Thursday at his home in northern Italy at the age of 71.

Hailed by many as the greatest tenor of his generation, Pavarotti passed away during the night at his villa near the city of Modena after a long battle with pancreatic cancer.The mayor of Modena, Giorgio Pighi, said Pavarotti, who underwent surgery for cancer in July, 2006, had died shortly before 5:00am (0300 GMT)

Police established a security cordon in front of the villa to keep in line those who had already gathered to pay their respects.Pavarotti -- known in his prime for the clarity of his voice and ability to hit high Cs with ease -- broke into the opera world when he won a competition in 1961.

He went on to perform across Europe before crossing the Atlantic in February 1965 for a production of Donizetti's "Lucia di Lammermoor" in Miami, co-starring famed Australian soprano Joan Sutherland as Lucia.It was with Sutherland in February 1972 that Pavarotti truly came of age, taking Covent Garden and the New York Metropolitan Opera by storm with a sparkling production of a Donizetti favourite, "La Fille du Regiment".

Luciano Pavarotti was one of the finest singers of our time," the Royal Opera House in London said in a statement.He had a unique ability to touch people with the emotional and brilliant quality of his voice. He was a man with the common touch and the most extraordinary gift. He will be truly missed by millions."

May you rest in peace Pavarotti..you will be missed..

*Article extracted from Yahoo news*

Men and Women

2007-09-06T13:50:00.000+08:00

This is so true. Stole it off from Miss J.P's blog =D .

NICKNAMES
-If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
-If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT
-When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
-When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
-A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
-A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale

BATHROOMS
-A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from $1 shop.
-The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
-A woman has the last word in any argument.
-Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS
-Women love cats.
-Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE
-A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
-A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
-A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
-A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
-A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
-A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
-A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.
-A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
-Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
-Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
-Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
- A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
-Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

-What a woman says: C'mon..This place is a mess. You and I need to clean.Your trousers are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do the laundry now.

-What a man hears: C'MON ... blah, blah, blah YOU AND I blah,blah, blah, blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW !!!!

WAHAHAH the more i think about it the funnier it gets !!!

University for men

2007-09-05T21:49:00.000+08:00

Tonight, aku will introduce you a 2 year degree course for all men out there. This course is available only at the University of mencannotmakeit located off Tuas avenue. I managed to get the course itinary so feel free to go through it. If you're interested you can call the university's administrative number at 6 9696966.

FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103: PMS-Learn To Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under Things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry TechniquesMEN
111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesnâ€™t End with Conception
EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A: Whatâ€™s Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120: How NOT to Act like an arse when youâ€™re Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122: YOU, The Weaker Sex
MEN 123: Reasons to Give FlowersECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule:
SE#X 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without ItSE#X
102: Morning Dilemma: If Itâ€™s Awake, Take a ShowerSE#X
103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201: How To Put the Toilet Seat Down

Winter Schedule:
MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212: You, Too, Can be a Designated Driver
MEN 213: Honest, You Donâ€™t Look Like Brad Pitt
MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220: Omitting %&*!@ from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket after Farting Is NOT Necessary
MEN 222: Real Men Ask For Directions
MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important II

Course Electives:
EAT 102: Cooking with Tofu
EAT 103: Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231: Mothers-In-Law
MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233: Just Say â€œYes, Dearâ€
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her

FOREVER LOVE

2007-09-04T14:02:00.000+08:00

王力宏 - FOREVER LOVE

愛妳　不是因為妳的美而已
我越來越愛妳　每個眼神觸動我的心
因為妳讓我看見FOREVER　才了解自己
未來這些日子　要好好珍惜

愛我　有些痛苦　有些不公平
如果真的愛我　不是理所當然的決定
感到妳的呼吸在我耳邊　像微風神奇
溫柔的安撫　我的不安定

所以我要　每天研究妳的笑容　
多麼自然

FOREVER LOVE, FOREVER LOVE
我只想用我這一輩子去愛妳
從今以後　妳會是所有　幸福的理由

愛情　是場最美最遠的旅行
沿途雨季泥濘　偶爾阻礙我們的前進
感到妳的體溫在我懷裡　像陽光和絢
巧妙的融化　我的不安定

不可思議　證明我愛妳的理由　
多麼自然

FOREVER LOVE, FOREVER LOVE
我只想用我這一輩子去愛妳
從今以後　妳會是所有　幸福的理由

妳感動的眼睛　我沉默的聲音
彷彿就是最好的證明
就讓我再說一次　I LOVE YOU
直到永遠

FOREVER LOVE, FOREVER LOVE
我只想用我這一輩子去愛妳
從今以後　妳會是所有　幸福的理由

Joke of the day !

2007-09-03T16:34:00.000+08:00

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
__________________________________________
TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
__________________________________________
TEACHER: John, whyare you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
__________________________________________
TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
__________________________________________
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
__________________________________________
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
__________________________________________
TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
__________________________________________
TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
__________________________________________
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day,
same time."
__________________________________________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherrytree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why
his fatherdidn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
__________________________________________
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a goodcook.
__________________________________________
TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same
asyour brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
__________________________________________
TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher...

Thanks to Miss J.P for today's jokes !

Mother at 80

2007-09-02T23:00:00.001+08:00

1 day, AhSeng heard that 1 of his colleague's mother's friend's neighbour's grandma gave birth to a baby boy at the age of 80. To show some respect for the elderly, he got her a basket of fruits and went up to the granny's place to visit.

So feeling eager to see the cute lil baby, AhSeng requested to see the baby first thing when he stepped into the granny's home.

AhSeng : Can I see the baby?
Granny : Not yet, come sit down for a while and drink some kopi 1st la young man
AhSeng : ok ok

*So AhSeng sat down to kepoh with her abit and after a while he realised 30 minutes passed then he asked granny again*

AhSeng : May I see the baby now?
Granny : No not yet ... drink sommo kopi ler wait abit longer ok? later can see already la
AhSeng : Orh ok ok

*AhSeng then continued to talk bad about his frends and complains about his gf again and before he knows it another 30 minits passed, he was getting abit agitated already, so he asked granny again.*

AhSeng : Can I see the baby now?
Granny : No, not yet la

*AhSeng abit pekcek already so he asked granny again*

Ahseng : Then when can i see the baby ?!
Granny : When he cries la!

AhSeng : When he cries?? Why have to wait until he cries then can see the baby??!!
Granny : eerrrr ... becos hor ... just now when u ring the doorbell, I fast fast rush to open the door then after that I forgot where I put the baby already la!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!

A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT

2007-08-31T18:58:00.000+08:00

They were together in the House.

Just the two of them.

It was a cold, dark, stormy night.

The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.

She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance...and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect ï¿½her from the storm.

Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out... She screamed...

He raced to the sofa where she was cowering.

He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms. He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back.

He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him.

The storm raged on...

They knew it was wrong...

Their families would never understand...

So consumed were they in their FEAR that they heard no opening of doors...

just the faint click of a camera...

. Keep scrolling if you wanna get frightened...

. C'mon keep going!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Boyfriend Version 5.0

2007-08-29T10:46:00.001+08:00

1 Day, a housewife was having problems with her new software that she has bought. She then sent an email to the IT support.

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower,gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife

Dear Desperate Housewife,First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

Thanks To Miss J.P for the joke =D

Another thing i found very true when you are in love.

1. YOU LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY
2.WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO MINUTES AGO.
3.YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
4.YOU WALK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU’RE WITH THEM.
5.YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER YOU’RE/THEY’RE AROUND.
6.WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE SAME TIME
7.YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE.
8.WHEN YOU LOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN’T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All YOU SEE IS HIM/HER.
9.YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM
10.THEY’RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT.
11.YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT.
12.YOU REALIZE THAT YOU’RE ALWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM.
13.YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, OR ANYTHING TO SEE THEM.
14.WHILE READING THIS, THERE WAS ONE PERSON ON YOUR MIND THE WHOLE TIME.

Tired? Sleepy ?

2007-08-28T14:47:00.001+08:00

Just caught that Indian guy sleeping in the toilet cubicle..how i managed to find out ? He was snoring away like he owns the blardy cubicle... -_-"

I look like ahbeng meh?

2007-08-27T21:14:00.000+08:00

After Miss J.P told me about my ahbeng look that i had from young till now...it made me had the urge to dig out all the photos that i had. Flipping through all the albums my parents i kept..no matter which angle i looked at myself..i still can't figure out why everyone says i have an ahbeng look. In fact, i looked like a nerd or a geek due to the way my mum dresses me up...where got ahbeng!? Okok maybe i looked like 1 after graduating from secondary school as i had the freedom of having longer hair with no Mr Lak (Principle) lurking around the school with a pair of scissors looking for gullible students to prey on..but after that...its short all the way! Got some pictures to prove my innocence...but don't laugh hor >.<

See so cute! Where got ahbeng look?Could it be the way i speak ? I definately don't think so..i don't scold vulgarities..i don't shout at people..besides...i'm a gentleman wor. Tattoos...i'm clean from tattoos..no dragon or phoenix carved on my body..no words "i love my mum" either..bLeArGh..why do ppl say i look like an ahbeng leh? Think i'll go look at the mirror and examine my face..

A French Girl

2007-08-27T15:58:00.000+08:00

A woman was on her way to France to attend a 2-weeks company training session. Having her husband to send her to the airport.

Husband: Have a safe trip dear.

Wife: Thank you Honey..Would you like me to bring back something special for you?

Husband: Hahahaha how bout a french girl darling?

*The woman kept quiet and left.*

*Two weeks later he picks her up from the airport.*

Husband:So Honey, how was your trip to France?

Wife: Very good dear ..thanks for asking.

Husband: Erm did you manage to bring back my present?

Wife: What present?

Husband: What i wanted? A French girl?

Wife: OoOoh that~! Well i did what i could and definately tried my best, now we have to wait for afew months and see if its a girl

*The man faints*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Men & Women

2007-08-19T19:15:00.000+08:00

Men who dominated the roads always have an opinion on female drivers. The men will Honk on their horns whenever they see a chance to bully a female driver. Or either that, you can see their lips synchronizing to what they always scold "SIBE KAYU" to the female drivers. Now imagine Singapore has a drive-through ATM machine just like Mcdonalds or some other fast food restaurent. This is the difference on what Men and Women will do.

MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Wind down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Wind window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE
1 . Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, wind down window.
4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 Kms.
27. Release Parking Brake.

Please do not be mistaken that i have anything against female drivers..i'm just..giving out a warning to male drivers if the drive through ATM really happens.

Humsup in Africa

2007-08-16T20:41:00.000+08:00

Once upon a time, Humsup was sent to Africa as aid worker where he get to join this tribe of TutTut tribesman in their village. Humsup spent more than a year there and you know how Humsup 1 la, that pervert african ladies also he eat!

Then come one day, one of the wife of the TutTut Chief (The boss of the TutTut's Tribe) gave birth to a white baby (TutTut Chief got lots of wives wan la,like the ancient China king lidat).

The TutTut Chief found out that his baby is not black, he also very the tulan! He immediately suspect this is Humsup's doing, this is becoz in tho whole village only Humsup is white (ok la ok la not white la! yellow la.) others all black one If not him then who else?

So the TutTut Chief went to confront Humsup

TutTut Chief: OEI HUMSUP! You been screwing my wife izzit??!!!

Humsup: Errr.... urm .... where got?? where got???!!! not me lar!!!

TutTut Chief: You the only one here who is not black! If not you then who else??!!!

Humsup: U listen to me first boss, its not like that 1 leh .... this matter can be explain with science la ...

TutTut Chief: I'm listening ...

Humsup: This one must explain using Mendel's laws of genetics liow.... u see in the field there

TutTut Chief: where?

Humsup: There la ... look at that herd of sheeps

TutTut Chief: Ok ... I m looking .... so?

Humsup: You see hor .... most of the sheeps is white kaler right? why got 2 sheeps BLACK KALER one??? Same theory lar!!!

TutTut Chief: ......................................

TutTut Chief: ok ok ... i understand ...... I UNDERSTAND!!! U WIN!!! U WIN!!! If you dont tell I also dont tell !! STEADY BO???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!

shag it out!

2007-08-15T20:20:00.000+08:00

AiYoOoO damn busy for the past few days lor !!! Don't even have the freaking time to type a letter A in this blog -.- . Last thursday was our country's Birthday, so my family and i had a birthday bash at my lovely, powderful & beautiful mengwei 表姐's lovely home (except for her being so "cor lor", kick me so hard for eating her chocolates -.- ) Anyway, kahwei 表姐 took afew pictures so i "Stole" it from her blog!! THANKS HOR KAHWEI !!!

busy busy busy

2007-08-13T08:58:00.000+08:00

Damn busy for the past 1 week..paiseh didn't update almost at all..today will update but only in the evening. Sorry hor!!!

AhSeng a sailor ???

2007-08-06T22:04:00.000+08:00

This is not known to most of you guys but AhSeng used to be in the Navy in his younger days. He has always wanted to be a sailor since he was a kid so his dream actually came true..for once..

That time hes young and extremely horny but bcoz of he signed up as a sailor he gotta leave his girlfriend at home and go sailing.

On the ship he got to know an old sailor by the name of SSG AhGan and they became frends. After a few days on the ship AhSeng couldn't take it any longer. He tak boleh tahan 1 more minutes without sex! As such he got no choice but to ask SSG AhGan how he managed to sail all these years and not having any urge to have sex at all.

AhSeng : Staff ... how come you so zai wan? how can you tahan without sex for so long?
AhGan : hahaha .... I know you will crack sooner or later ... listen Private! There is this big wooden barrel in my cabin with a hole onnit. The barrel is all yours tonite from 2300 till 0200.
AhSeng : Huh, Barrel? u mean stick my ..... into the hole !?
AhGan:Ay Private dun tell me u dunnoe how to fark ok? Fark like u normally fark la! trust me, you will enjoy it!
AhSeng very reluctant to do what AhGan told him to but a young blood like him got no choice but to try it out.. he gotta release it somewhere right ??

The first few minutes he dun feel very comfortable but after that he felt it is as good as the real thing and he really enjoyed himself that night!

The next day AhSeng wakes up early in the morning to look for AhGan

AhSeng : Good morning AhGan .... the barrel is good, you think i could have another go with the barrel today?
AhSeng : OF COZ! YOU MY BRUDDER LEH! like yesterday, your time slot is from 2300 till 0200
AhSeng : What about the day after tomorrow? Can i use the barrel too?
AhGan : Look AhSeng! ... you can use the barrel from 2300 to 0200 everyday, except wednesday..
AhSeng : Why cannot ??
AhGan : Coz Wednesday is your turn to be inside the barrel!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!

S'pore's 42nd birthday bash

2007-08-05T14:26:00.000+08:00

Its that time of the year where every Singaporeans celebrates the country's 42nd birthday. Its a totally different experience this year as the birthday bash will be taken place in a totally hip and different location.

Instead of holding the birthday bash at the usual place, the National Stadium, it will be taken place at Marina Bay with the engineers and SAF coming up with the idea of having a floating platform, not only that, its the world's biggest floating platform! The platform is able to hold 9000 people and 3 tanks! Can you believe it ?! We should be in the Guinness book of records!!

Its a whole different feeling having the parade in the CBD area of Singapore, having hotels covering the parade square with the sea surrounding the area, its a parade you DO NOT want to miss. For those who did not manage to purchase tickets to the parade,no worries, you can have a view of the parade right over at the esplanade where you will be able to see the magnificent fireworks and performances put together by the Police coast guards and the SAF.

Singapore has been independent for the past 42 years, lets keep this going and every Singaporean must chip in to keep our country financially strong. From the bloggers of dunbullshitme, we would like to say a big THANK YOU to the people who made this coming 9th August National Day celebration possible.

This is 1 of the favourite National Day songs which we love. KUDOS to the kids that are in the video. You guys rock !!!

Free Sex contest

2007-08-03T23:38:00.000+08:00

AhHuat (boss of a petrol station) was sitting in his office wondering why business has been so slow for the past couple of months. He think think think then finally shouted for AhSiao (petrol station worker) to come in hoping he might have an idea to improve business.

AhHuat: SIAO AH!! AHSIAO!!

AhSiao: Simi daiji boss??

AhHuat: Ay AhSiao, my petrol station business very bad leh...like that cally on..i have to sack you wor.

*After hearing that sentence, AhSiao ganjiong already, then he gave AhHuat an idea.*

AhSiao: Ay boss..i got idea..

AhHuat: What idea ?? Faster say!!

AhSiao: You have a special promotion or contest la..can attract more people mah!!

AhHuat: Wah Siao..you vely smart leh!

After afew hours, AhHuat hang a banner outside his petrol station written "Win Free Sex If You Top Up Full Tank"

*AhBeng was passing by when he saw the banner and faster turn into the station and asked AhSiao how to win the contest.*

AhSiao: Play 1 easy game la, if win ledi got free sex laio

*AhBeng faster run into the office.*

AhBeng: Ay lao eh, how to play the game ?

AhHuat: Ok i explain to you, the game is lidis one. I will pick a number from 1-9 in my mind then the customer will have to guess it. If they correctly guessed it then they will get free sex.

AhBeng: Huh so easy ah! OK ! 6!

AhHuat: Aiyah!!! you miss by alittle but nia, the number is 7!! Paiseh ar no sex for you this time try again ok ?

AhBeng: WAH LAO !!!! so close!!!

*2 days later AhBeng come again but this time he bring his frend AhGong along.*

AhBeng: OEI! Top up full tank for me again?

AhSiao : Ay boss come to try your luck again ar ?

AhBeng: Ya la this time i bring my frend also, hes my lucky star I think this time i can win leh!

AhSiao: ok boss! just go into the office to see my boss and Good luck!

*start filling the tank*

*AhBeng go into the office together with AhGong to see AhHuat*

AhBeng: Lao eh!! Its me again and this time i m gonna win!

AhHuat: oh hi! welcome! you know the rules right ? go ahead guess the number.
AhBeng: 7!!

AhHuat: aiyoo so close again! the answer is 8!! Paiseh hor try again next time!

AhBeng: WAH KAO EH!!!! ARGGHHH!!!

*AhBeng and AhGong got into the car and left. on the way home AhGong asked AhBeng*

AhGong: Siao eh i think the boss of the petrol station owner is a con man la, where can win like this ? Dun stupid la !

AhBeng: Eh dont say lidat! he very honest one ok ? I got proof his contest is real one.

AhGong: What proof ? you won before ar ?

AhBeng: No lar not me ... MY WIFE WON TWICE LAST WEEK!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Learn To Read Chinese

2007-08-02T21:20:00.000+08:00

The Chinese language has been handed down by our ancestors from China hundreds of years ago. In Singapore, the language is always being used, be it during work or play. Besides knowing how to speak chinese, you must learn how to write the language as well. Its not an easy thing to learn not only for kids but for adults as well. The strokes and curves has to be perfect in order to have the words understood. Tonight, dunbullshitme will teach you how to read chinese EASILY!

Now, heres a picture with chinese words written on it. Ancient times, Chinese words are being read from the right to the left, from the top to the bottom. Having a headache yet ?

Anyone figured out what words are in the picture ? Those who are good in chinese should be able to make out the words. Now, heres the easiest way to read the words. Don't read from the top..try turning it to the side and read it normally...now look at the picture below. GOT IT YET?

BRAVO to you if you got it right!

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah Beng's stay in a hotel

2007-08-01T21:37:00.000+08:00

1 weekend, our AhBeng decided to visit his brother AhSeng who recently migrated to Kanada. As this was his 3rd visit, he did not want to impose AhSeng by staying at his place so he has decided to stay in a hotel instead, oh did i say it was his 1st time staying in a hotel.

The check in went smoothly as he understood what the help desk staff was saying. He took his keys and went up to his loom. AhBeng took a bath and was ready to head out to meet AhSeng when his problem arised....he called the front desk immediately.

AhBeng : Herro? herro? this is hotel har?

Front Desk : Yes sir! this is the hotel front desk, what can I do for you?

AhBeng : How come my room got no exit wan?

Front Desk : I am sure there is am exit in your room sir. Have you look properly?

AhBeng : Yes I did! I cant find it!

Front Desk : Sir, have you try looking for the door?

AhBeng : Yes .. you see ... there is 3 doors in my room, 1 door i opened liow i can see toilet, then

another door i open liow i can see another door.

Front Desk : oh! thats the door connecting your room to the next room sir, that is not the exit.

AhBeng : There is this last door which i havent open yet.

Front Desk : I think that is the exit sir.

AhBeng : I dont think so leh!

Front Desk : May I ask why sir?

AhBeng : Le Kua hor (you see hor) .... I think there is someone inside that door, I dont dare to open ler!

Front Desk : Are you sure ???

AhBeng : Yala .... there is this sign on the door that says "DO NOT DISTURB" leh!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!

Kinky ghost story

2007-07-31T09:51:00.000+08:00

In the last mini bloggers gathering, I decided to play some spiritual games, to play this game I would need someone to come up and tell me about some of his encounter with the spiritual world.

To pick the candidate for my games, I asked this question :

"Who belif in ghost?"

Everyone put up their hands (Linpeh, Linbu, AhBeng, AhSeng, AhLian, AhHuay & AhGong)

"Wuah too many flers ledi" i think to myself ... "must narrow down abit" I then ask another question to narrow down the number of candidates :

"Who seen a ghost before?"

This time lesser abit, only 4 flers put up their hands (Linpeh, LinBu, AhSeng and AhGong) "but I only need 1 fler, I kena ask another question to filter more lar" I think to myself .... then I ask again :

"Who touched a ghost before?"

Its working like the way i wanted it to be ... this time its down to 2 flers .... Linpeh and AhGong, still i need to get rid of 1 more fler ..... I follow by this question :

"Which one of you had sex with a ghost before?"

This time only Linpeh put up his hand ..... "I got my candidate liow!" I thot to myself .... I then invite Linpeh to come up to the stage :

Me : Linpeh sir, would you mind to come up and and share your Sexperience with us?

Linpeh : Ok

*LinPeh walks up the stage proudly*

Me : So Linpeh, can you tell us .... how the hell you managed to have sex with a ghost one har?

Linpeh : GHOST??!! You mean HANTU??? WAH LAN EH!! soli soli!!! I heard wrong ledi!!! I thot you said GOAT just now!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!

The Brand New Dunbullshitme Blog

2007-07-30T23:48:00.000+08:00

Firstly, welcome to the brand new dunbullshitme blog where we will feature jokes,jokes and more jokes. So sit back with a cup of kopi-o gao !!!

One day Ali wanna make fun of Ahbeng, so he walked up to Ahbeng and says this to him :

Ali: Ahbeng lets play a game want anot ?
Ahbeng : wuah game har ?? i like! kam kam tell me simi game ?
Ali : ini majiam wan, I put my hand on this wall, then u see if you can punch my hand ok ?
Ahbeng : alah I know wan, you will move you hand when i punch u collect ??
Ali : eh no lar I wont move one ..... if you dont belif you punch laa !!

*Ahbeng punched but Ali withdrew his hand and Ahbeng hand ended in terrible pain*

Ahbeng : SI GINA !!!! you bruff me !!!!
Ali : kakaka STUPIA!!! Ahbeng you really belif I will let u punch my hand one ah ???

*Ali then walks away luffing his ass off*

*Ahbeng then walks away with a painful hand, he passing this field when he saw his frend Mutu suddenly this evil thot came to his mind and he wanna play the same trick on Mutu. He fast fast call Mutu.*

Ahbeng : Mutu Mutu!!
Mutu : Vhat you want deh?? Vant to borrow money again issit ???
Ahbeng : No lar i got this new game i wanna share with you mah, I sked you zhao liao so I call u wait for me lar..
Mutu : hah ? Vhat game so excited wan lu ?
Ahbeng : Just now Ali play with me very fun wan leh .... so now i teach u how to play lar wan anot ?
Mutu : Vant la but u tell me how to play 1st lar..
Ahbeng : lidis wan, I put my hand on a wall and then u try to punch my hand ok ?
Mutu : You siao ah,you think i toopid ? later you move your hand how ??
Ahbeng : I promised lu lar I wont move wan .... you dont trust me meh ?
Mutu : hmm ... ok la I trust lu ... come come lets play..
Ahbeng : wah piang eh .... we in the middle of a field laaa where got wall here ??
Mutu : then how ? knot play ledi la ?
Ahbeng : AAHHH!!! nebermind!!! I got idea! instead of wall I will use my face! i will put my hand against my face and you see if can punch my hand anot ok???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!