Wednesday, August 29, 2007


Boyfriend Version 5.0

1 Day, a housewife was having problems with her new software that she has bought. She then sent an email to the IT support.

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower,gifts and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife

Dear Desperate Housewife,First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

Thanks To Miss J.P for the joke =D

Another thing i found very true when you are in love.

1. YOU LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY
2.WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP, YOU STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO MINUTES AGO.
3.YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
4.YOU WALK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU’RE WITH THEM.
5.YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER YOU’RE/THEY’RE AROUND.
6.WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE SAME TIME
7.YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE.
8.WHEN YOU LOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN’T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All YOU SEE IS HIM/HER.
9.YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM
10.THEY’RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT.
11.YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT.
12.YOU REALIZE THAT YOU’RE ALWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM.
13.YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, OR ANYTHING TO SEE THEM.
14.WHILE READING THIS, THERE WAS ONE PERSON ON YOUR MIND THE WHOLE TIME.

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