Monday, September 24, 2007


Monday blues

Arrived in the office 45 earlier compared to the rest of the days that i'm always only 15 mins early before i actually start work..i have a feeling this is gonna be a long long day.

Started to rain when i boarded the train, didn't bring my brolly and from the looks of it, i doubt its gonna stop anytime soon. Crossed my fingers and hope the rain will die down by the time i reach my destination.

Had an excellent weekend though, spent time with the person i fell in love with since last Wednesday when we first met and i really didn't expect it to happen so soon. The whole process of me and her getting together was pretty crazy but thats another story.

She made my heart skip a beat when we first met, her smile was mesmerizing and she is a cute bubbly girl. How can i not fall for her? Having her in my life is the most wonderful thing that has happened to me and i'm glad that i have her. Understanding the person you love takes time and lots of effort. Lets pray she's the last girl for me and maybe we do have a future ahead of us.

if you're reading this my dear, i just want to let you know that you bring joy and laughter into my life, you make me realise how wonderful it is to fall in love. I will ALWAYS be there whenever you need me, lend you a shoulder to cry on,when you feel happy, i'll be happy and if you feel sad i will be there to light up your day and bring a smile on your face. I'm so glad i've found you.

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Friday, September 21, 2007


MAY THE CHI BE WITH YOU!


The Eye and the Hurricane: Tackling Your Daily Rush From a Strong Centre .
Our minds and bodies have to meet the insistent demand of things that require our attention. We are constantly “multi-tasking”, and our lives today are not just fast-paced ones - they are also fragmented ones. Be the eye in the hurricane, learn how Tai Chi can help you acquire a strong centre. You can be the whirlwind, not just get caught in one.

Align Yourself

Feeling out of whack in work and play?
Then align yourself - but align to what? And how? Come and find out how basic Tai Chi principles help you achieve these at work and play. You can align your body and mind by doing a bit of Tai Chi at work, and it doesn’t mean you’re skiving!

Sunday, 30 Sept, 3.00-4.30pm, Programme Zone

These Tai Chi programmes are presented in English by Mr Sim Pern Yiau, a graded Senior Instructor and Researcher of Taiji Gong at the World Nam Wah Taiji Gong Association (www.namwahtaijigong.com). The Association teaches undiluted and traditional Taiji Gong from the direct lineage of Grandmaster Wu Tu Nan of Beijing, who passed away at age 105 without major illness.

To get your chi flowing, check out some Tai Chi-related titles in our Health section! They’re mostly located under the Call No.: 613.7148

Questions on Tai Chi or other topics?

Email: ask@nlb.gov.sg


That guy in the picture...he's not a movie star or a stuntman.. he's my 表哥 !! HANSEM RIGHT!! *WHISTLE* ! Thats $50 for an ad 表哥!!


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Tuesday, September 18, 2007


A hunter's supper

A hunter kills a deer and brings it home and decides to clean and serve the deer meat for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is. So he did not tell them what it was.
His little boy, Jimmy, keeps asking him,"What's for supper dad?"

"You'll see", the hunter replies.

They start eating supper and his daughter, kept asking him what they are eating

"Ok", says the hunter, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls me."

His daughter screams in fear !!!!

"Don't eat it Jimmy! It's an asshole!"




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!

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Sunday, September 16, 2007


Uncle Fong's 60th Birthday Lunch

Had lunch today at Spring Court chinese restaurent to celebrate uncle Fong's 60th birthday, Its also the day i get to see the star of the day Lucas =D.

He's a cute bubbly little cousin of mine. He's 8 months old and he just can't stop smiling! Everyone fell in love with him and kept carrying him around playing with him. He loves to put his index and middle finger in his mouth whenever theres nothing to eat, he loves to pull anything that dangles like a necklace and he just loves to eat! No wonder Serene calls him little hamburger. Took at picture of him =D


Isn't he just the cutest thing ?? Met Serene and Edwin 表哥as well, the both of you look great,can tell表哥exercises regularly and Serene..you don't look fat la.With Lucas around brightening up your day,its not suprising the both of you are so happy .

They will be returning back to Vancouver this month and i'm gonna miss you guys for sure. Please send me the pictures and do do do keep in touch!!

Last but not least Happy 60th Birthday Uncle Fong may you prosper in both wealth and health, and Lucas KEEP ON SMILING !!!

P/S:More pictures will be posted up when Serene and Kahwei emails me the pictures


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Friday, September 14, 2007


Ahbeng's Business venture

There were 4 AhBengs that decided to start a business venture.
After months and months of planning they finally decided to start an auto garage.

They bought the best of car servicing equipment and were confident that they will make it big. The 4 Ah Bengs then sat back and waited for the first customer to arrive.

They waited for a day,2 days, a week for the customers but nobody came to their garage. You ask WHY???

Because their garage was on the second floor !!!
After this failed business venture, they decided to try good old taxi driving.

They bought a new Mercedes Taxi & began to look for passengers.

They drove past Orchard Road and other prime areas but nobody hailed their taxi. They went to Changi Airport but nobody hailed their taxi also.

In desperation they kept on driving all around Singapore but not even one ahpek hailed their taxi. Ask WHY again???

Because all the four AhBengs were sitting in the taxi!!!

After the incident. The 4 AhBengs were very disappointed with themselves & decided to push their taxi into the sea.

They started pushing their taxi. They push the whole day & were very exhausted but the taxi did not even move an inch.
They decided to rest for a while & started to push again. The taxi just wouldn't move. WHY???

Because 2 Ah Bengs were pushing from the front & 2 from behind!!!





WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thursday, September 13, 2007


Norton Que and Hardcase

I'm selling off a 2mths old Norton Que with silver hardcase. Everything is in tiptop condition as it has been used only twice. Tip on que is in good condition with no scratches. I will also throw in a magnatic chalk holder. If you are interested, send an email to dunbullshitme@yahoo.com.sg and provide your name and contact number. I'm letting it off at $250 its an offer not to be missed. i have some pictures, click on the links below to view.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/tootyfoot/DSC00111.jpg

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b65/tootyfoot/DSC00110.jpg

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Wednesday, September 12, 2007


Memories



Found a CD which contains the pictures i have taken with my friends at INCOME. I have to admit, those 2 years i have spent there are the sweetest moments of my life. I have never got so close to my colleagues before but my family in INCOME changed my life forever. Having met Sarah, Jack, Sharon, Natalie, Ida, Stephanie and many other friends, you guys are not only my colleagues or friends..to me you are my family.

Although i have done something which disappointed everyone, please forgive me and think of the situation i was in. I had no other alternatives but to leave without a word. It gave a big blow to the closest poeople around me but i really had no other choice.

We shared many happy and sad moments, we fight over the smallest issues but at the end of the day, a simple smile makes all the bad things go away. Everyday, we battle with customers, fighting for the department,fighting to bring honour to our department.

The vulgarities we shouted while puting the customer on hold was a everyday practice, not forgetting the complains we have. Ktv, Mahjong sessions and partying at Zouk was a hard thing to plan but we swore every month we will have 1 day to party and spend time with everyone.

Some of you might be prejudice against me but i do not mind,because to me, every single person i know in INCOME is family. I hope this will never change.


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Another step closer to your heart 11:15 PM


Rude Singaporeans

Was browsing through some websites when i came across this interesting website on rude Singaporeans. The url is http://rudesingaporeans.blogspot.com .

You can send an email to the owner of the blog and he will post it up on your behalf. But remember, when you have 1 finger pointing at someone, you have 4 fingers pointing back at yourself, so remember to think twice before making a post.

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All i want for X'mas...

NoO its not my 2 front teeth...its better then that..what i want for X'mas 2007 IS...........









Thats right !! Its the Apple iPhone !!
Physically, the iPhone is a slim 11.6 millimeters and sports a 3.5-inch, 160dpi touch screen, along with a 2 megapixel camera, a headset jack, built-in speaker and microphone.
Though its not out in Singapore yet..i still can't wait to get my hands on it ! Come to think of it...maybe i won't wait till X'mas...probably get it once its out..sick and tired of my Sony Ericsson W850i -.- ... i need something more high tech and this baby is just IT!

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Tuesday, September 11, 2007


Ahbeng & friends

AhBeng recently kenna first prize in 4D. So to flaunt his assets, he got himself a yacht as he loves to fish.So 1 day, AhBeng, Samad and Muthu went out to sea for a fishing trip. They were enjoying themselves until some pirates hijacked their yacht.
The pirates cornered the 3 men and said "Give us all your valuables!"

The chief pirate then raised a syringe and added, "Or else we'll inject you with the AIDS virus WAHAHHAHA!!!"

Samad quickly stripped off all his valuables and handed them to the pirates. Satisfied, they threw him into the sea.

Muthu was equally quick to comply with the pirates' wishes. Similarly, he removed his valuables and surrendered them to the pirates. Like Samad, he was thrown into the sea.

Finally it came to AhBeng's turn. He stared at the pirates and shouted. "You all kee see lah! (go and die!) Inject, inject lah, you'll never get my lolex and my JPG warret!!!!"

The pirates, showing no mercy, injected AhBeng with the HIV virus, and robbed him of his precious watch and wallet. They then threw him into the sea with the rest.

In the water, both Samad and Muthu commended AhBeng for his bravery. However, they were pretty perplexed by why he was unafraid of the virus. Grinning, AhBeng answered:

AIDS ONLY WHAT! WO BUAY KIA (i not scared),I GOT CONDOM WHAT !!!





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sunday, September 09, 2007


真心话

爱上一个人, 只须要一秒钟
照顾一个人,是一辈子的事.
我想做那个能够照顾, 能爱你一辈子的人.

我不要你在乎我,
我只要你坚强一点
坚强的接受我,

虽然,你暂时无法接受我
暂时还没做好心里准备,
我不怪你,
我会等你.

我说我爱着你
但你却又假装你没听见
我像个隐形人 逗你开心逗你笑..
但你总是看不见..

难道要很多考验?
还要很多抱歉?
才能够证明 我会爱你到永远..

好想抱你到明天..
可是这双手又退却.
我像个胆小鬼..
只敢暗恋 就是不敢放手追..

这不是歌词..
也不是一些感动话..
而是我的真心话..

我只想对你说...

我爱你..

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Saturday, September 08, 2007


The reason why we work so hard .

On the very first day of the world, God created the cow. He said to the cow:

God : AhGu (cow), today I have created you! Your job is to go to the field with the farmer all day long. You will provide the energy to pull things! You will also provide milk for people to drink! You are to work all day under the sun. In return, you will eat only grass. For that you have a lifespan of 50 years.

AhGu objected.

AhGu : What!? I work all day under the sun and I can only eat grass?On top of that I have to give my milk away!? This is tough and you want me to live 50 years!? I'll take 20 and you can have the remaining 30 years back.

God agreed.

The next day, God created the dog. He said to the dog.

God : AhKow (dog), I have created you for a purpose. You are to sit all day by the door of your master's house. If anyone come in, you are to bark at them! In return, you will eat your master's leftover. I give you a lifespan of 20 years.

AhKow objected

AhKow : What!? I have to sit at the door all day and bark at people, and i can only eat leftovers? This isn't right... I'll take 10 years and you can have the remaining 10 years back.

God agreed again.

On the third day, God created the monkey. He said to the monkey.

God : LaoGao (monkey), your job is to entertain people. You will make them laugh, act stupid and make faces. You will also do somersaults and swing on trees to amaze them. In return, you will only eat bananas and peanuts. For that, I will give you 20 years.

Naturally the monkey objected.

LaoGao : What!? I got to make faces and make people laugh? I still have to climb trees and do somersaults? Tell you what... I'll take 10 years, you can have the remaining 10 years back.

God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created human. God said to the human:

God : You are my best piece of work. For that you will only have to sleep, eat and play, sleep, eat and play and do nothing else. You will eat all the best things and play all the best toys. All you need to do is to enjoy life, and for this, I give you 20 years.

Just like the rest, human objected.

What? I only have to relax and enjoy the best in life and I only have 20 years?Tell you what. You got back 30 years from Ah Gu, 10 years from Ah Kow and 10 years from Lao Kao and you probably don't know what to do with all these lives. Why not I take all of them and have 70 years to live?

Being a kind God, naturally He agreed

AND THAT IS WHY !!!




We eat, sleep, play and enjoy the first 20 years of our lives when growing up.

Work for the next 30 years to raise the family.

Sit outside the door and bark at people for the next 10 years of our life when retired

And finally make faces and perform monkey tricks to entertain our grandchildren for the final 10 years of our lives!

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Friday, September 07, 2007


A Priestigeous Holiday

Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation.











They were determined to make this a real vacation
by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store
and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc...
The next morning they went to the beach
dressed in their 'tourist' garb. They were sitting on beach chairs,

enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a
'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini
came walking straight towards them.
They couldn't help but stare.














As the blonde passed them she smiled and said
'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,'
nodding and addressing each of them individually,
then she passed on by.

They were both stunned.
How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store
and bought even more outrageous outfits.

These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them!
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.

After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde,
wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time,
came walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them, said

'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,'
and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said,
'Just a minute, young lady.
'Yes, Father?'
'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know,
how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'
She replied,

'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen'




WAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thursday, September 06, 2007


我可以 . . . .

蔡旻佑 - 我可以
寄沒有地址的信
這樣的情緒
有種距離
你放著誰的歌曲
是怎樣的心情
能不能說給我聽
雨 下得好安靜
是不是你
偷偷在哭泣
幸福 真的不容易
在你的背景
有我愛你
我可以
陪你去看星星
不用再多說明
我就要和你在一起
我不想
又再一次和你分離
我多麼想每一次的美麗
是因為你

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Opera great Pavarotti dead at 71

Operatic legend Luciano Pavarotti, whose showmanship and crossover celebrity turned him into a global superstar, died Thursday at his home in northern Italy at the age of 71.

Hailed by many as the greatest tenor of his generation, Pavarotti passed away during the night at his villa near the city of Modena after a long battle with pancreatic cancer.The mayor of Modena, Giorgio Pighi, said Pavarotti, who underwent surgery for cancer in July, 2006, had died shortly before 5:00am (0300 GMT)

Police established a security cordon in front of the villa to keep in line those who had already gathered to pay their respects.Pavarotti -- known in his prime for the clarity of his voice and ability to hit high Cs with ease -- broke into the opera world when he won a competition in 1961.

He went on to perform across Europe before crossing the Atlantic in February 1965 for a production of Donizetti's "Lucia di Lammermoor" in Miami, co-starring famed Australian soprano Joan Sutherland as Lucia.It was with Sutherland in February 1972 that Pavarotti truly came of age, taking Covent Garden and the New York Metropolitan Opera by storm with a sparkling production of a Donizetti favourite, "La Fille du Regiment".

Luciano Pavarotti was one of the finest singers of our time," the Royal Opera House in London said in a statement.He had a unique ability to touch people with the emotional and brilliant quality of his voice. He was a man with the common touch and the most extraordinary gift. He will be truly missed by millions."

May you rest in peace Pavarotti..you will be missed..

*Article extracted from Yahoo news*

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Men and Women

This is so true. Stole it off from Miss J.P's blog =D .

NICKNAMES
-If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
-If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT
-When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
-When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
-A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
-A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale

BATHROOMS
-A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from $1 shop.
-The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS
-A woman has the last word in any argument.
-Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS
-Women love cats.
-Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE
-A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
-A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
-A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
-A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
-A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
-A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP
-A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.
-A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
-Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
-Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
-Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
- A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
-Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

-What a woman says: C'mon..This place is a mess. You and I need to clean.Your trousers are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do the laundry now.

-What a man hears: C'MON ... blah, blah, blah YOU AND I blah,blah, blah, blah, blah ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, NOW !!!!


WAHAHAH the more i think about it the funnier it gets !!!

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Wednesday, September 05, 2007


University for men

Tonight, aku will introduce you a 2 year degree course for all men out there. This course is available only at the University of mencannotmakeit located off Tuas avenue. I managed to get the course itinary so feel free to go through it. If you're interested you can call the university's administrative number at 6 9696966.

FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103: PMS-Learn To Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under Things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:
MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry TechniquesMEN
111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception
EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:
MEN 120: How NOT to Act like an arse when you’re Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122: YOU, The Weaker Sex
MEN 123: Reasons to Give FlowersECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule:
SE#X 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without ItSE#X
102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a ShowerSE#X
103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201: How To Put the Toilet Seat Down

Winter Schedule:
MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212: You, Too, Can be a Designated Driver
MEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Like Brad Pitt
MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important

Spring Schedule:
MEN 220: Omitting %&*!@ from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket after Farting Is NOT Necessary
MEN 222: Real Men Ask For Directions
MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important II

Course Electives:
EAT 102: Cooking with Tofu
EAT 103: Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231: Mothers-In-Law
MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear”
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her

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Tuesday, September 04, 2007


FOREVER LOVE

王力宏 - FOREVER LOVE

愛妳　不是因為妳的美而已
我越來越愛妳　每個眼神觸動我的心
因為妳讓我看見FOREVER　才了解自己
未來這些日子　要好好珍惜

愛我　有些痛苦　有些不公平
如果真的愛我　不是理所當然的決定
感到妳的呼吸在我耳邊　像微風神奇
溫柔的安撫　我的不安定

所以我要　每天研究妳的笑容 　
多麼自然

FOREVER LOVE, FOREVER LOVE
我只想用我這一輩子去愛妳
從今以後　妳會是所有　幸福的理由

愛情　是場最美最遠的旅行
沿途雨季泥濘　偶爾阻礙我們的前進
感到妳的體溫在我懷裡　像陽光和絢
巧妙的融化　我的不安定

不可思議　證明我愛妳的理由 　
多麼自然

FOREVER LOVE, FOREVER LOVE
我只想用我這一輩子去愛妳
從今以後　妳會是所有　幸福的理由

妳感動的眼睛　我沉默的聲音
彷彿就是最好的證明
就讓我再說一次　I LOVE YOU
直到永遠

FOREVER LOVE, FOREVER LOVE
我只想用我這一輩子去愛妳
從今以後　妳會是所有　幸福的理由

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Monday, September 03, 2007


Joke of the day !

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
__________________________________________
TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
__________________________________________
TEACHER: John, whyare you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
__________________________________________
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
__________________________________________
TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today
that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
__________________________________________
TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
__________________________________________
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day,
same time."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherrytree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why
his fatherdidn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
__________________________________________
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a goodcook.
__________________________________________
TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same
asyour brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
__________________________________________
TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher...


Thanks to Miss J.P for today's jokes !

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Sunday, September 02, 2007


Mother at 80

1 day, AhSeng heard that 1 of his colleague's mother's friend's neighbour's grandma gave birth to a baby boy at the age of 80. To show some respect for the elderly, he got her a basket of fruits and went up to the granny's place to visit.




So feeling eager to see the cute lil baby, AhSeng requested to see the baby first thing when he stepped into the granny's home.



AhSeng : Can I see the baby?
Granny : Not yet, come sit down for a while and drink some kopi 1st la young man
AhSeng : ok ok



*So AhSeng sat down to kepoh with her abit and after a while he realised 30 minutes passed then he asked granny again*



AhSeng : May I see the baby now?
Granny : No not yet ... drink sommo kopi ler wait abit longer ok? later can see already la
AhSeng : Orh ok ok



*AhSeng then continued to talk bad about his frends and complains about his gf again and before he knows it another 30 minits passed, he was getting abit agitated already, so he asked granny again.*



AhSeng : Can I see the baby now?
Granny : No, not yet la



*AhSeng abit pekcek already so he asked granny again*



Ahseng : Then when can i see the baby ?!
Granny : When he cries la!

AhSeng : When he cries?? Why have to wait until he cries then can see the baby??!!
Granny : eerrrr ... becos hor ... just now when u ring the doorbell, I fast fast rush to open the door then after that I forgot where I put the baby already la!













HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!

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