Thursday, September 06, 2007
Men and Women
This is so true. Stole it off from
Miss J.P's blog =D .
NICKNAMES-If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
-If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT-When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
-When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY-A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
-A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale
BATHROOMS-A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from $1 shop.
-The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS-A woman has the last word in any argument.
-Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
CATS-Women love cats.
-Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
FUTURE-A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
-A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS-A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
-A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE-A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
-A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP-A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the bins, answer the phone, read a book, and get the post.
-A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL-Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
-Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING-Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
- A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY-Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
-What a woman says: C'mon..This place is a mess. You and I need to clean.Your trousers are on the floor and you'll have no clothes if we don't do the laundry now.
-What a man hears:
C'MON ... blah, blah, blah
YOU AND I blah,blah, blah, blah, blah
ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah,
NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah,
NOW !!!!
WAHAHAH the more i think about it the funnier it gets !!!
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