Monday, July 30, 2007
The Brand New Dunbullshitme Blog
Firstly, welcome to the brand new dunbullshitme blog where we will feature jokes,jokes and more jokes. So sit back with a cup of kopi-o gao !!!One day Ali wanna make fun of Ahbeng, so he walked up to Ahbeng and says this to him :
Ali: Ahbeng lets play a game want anot ?
Ahbeng : wuah game har ?? i like! kam kam tell me simi game ?
Ali : ini majiam wan, I put my hand on this wall, then u see if you can punch my hand ok ?
Ahbeng : alah I know wan, you will move you hand when i punch u collect ??
Ali : eh no lar I wont move one ..... if you dont belif you punch laa !!
*Ahbeng punched but Ali withdrew his hand and Ahbeng hand ended in terrible pain*
Ahbeng : SI GINA !!!! you bruff me !!!!
Ali : kakaka STUPIA!!! Ahbeng you really belif I will let u punch my hand one ah ???
*Ali then walks away luffing his ass off*
*Ahbeng then walks away with a painful hand, he passing this field when he saw his frend Mutu suddenly this evil thot came to his mind and he wanna play the same trick on Mutu. He fast fast call Mutu.*
Ahbeng : Mutu Mutu!!
Mutu : Vhat you want deh?? Vant to borrow money again issit ???
Ahbeng : No lar i got this new game i wanna share with you mah, I sked you zhao liao so I call u wait for me lar..
Mutu : hah ? Vhat game so excited wan lu ?
Ahbeng : Just now Ali play with me very fun wan leh .... so now i teach u how to play lar wan anot ?
Mutu : Vant la but u tell me how to play 1st lar..
Ahbeng : lidis wan, I put my hand on a wall and then u try to punch my hand ok ?
Mutu : You siao ah,you think i toopid ? later you move your hand how ??
Ahbeng : I promised lu lar I wont move wan .... you dont trust me meh ?
Mutu : hmm ... ok la I trust lu ... come come lets play..
Ahbeng : wah piang eh .... we in the middle of a field laaa where got wall here ??
Mutu : then how ? knot play ledi la ?
Ahbeng : AAHHH!!! nebermind!!! I got idea! instead of wall I will use my face! i will put my hand against my face and you see if can punch my hand anot ok???
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!0 comments
