To pick the candidate for my games, I asked this question :
"Who belif in ghost?"
Everyone put up their hands (Linpeh, Linbu, AhBeng, AhSeng, AhLian, AhHuay & AhGong)
"Wuah too many flers ledi" i think to myself ... "must narrow down abit" I then ask another question to narrow down the number of candidates :
"Who seen a ghost before?"
This time lesser abit, only 4 flers put up their hands (Linpeh, LinBu, AhSeng and AhGong) "but I only need 1 fler, I kena ask another question to filter more lar" I think to myself .... then I ask again :
"Who touched a ghost before?"
Its working like the way i wanted it to be ... this time its down to 2 flers .... Linpeh and AhGong, still i need to get rid of 1 more fler ..... I follow by this question :
"Which one of you had sex with a ghost before?"
This time only Linpeh put up his hand ..... "I got my candidate liow!" I thot to myself .... I then invite Linpeh to come up to the stage :
Me : Linpeh sir, would you mind to come up and and share your Sexperience with us?
Linpeh : Ok
*LinPeh walks up the stage proudly*
Me : So Linpeh, can you tell us .... how the hell you managed to have sex with a ghost one har?
Linpeh : GHOST??!! You mean HANTU??? WAH LAN EH!! soli soli!!! I heard wrong ledi!!! I thot you said GOAT just now!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!