Friday, August 03, 2007
Free Sex contest
AhHuat (boss of a petrol station) was sitting in his office wondering why business has been so slow for the past couple of months. He think think think then finally shouted for AhSiao (petrol station worker) to come in hoping he might have an idea to improve business.AhHuat: SIAO AH!! AHSIAO!!
AhSiao: Simi daiji boss??
AhHuat: Ay AhSiao, my petrol station business very bad leh...like that cally on..i have to sack you wor.
*After hearing that sentence, AhSiao ganjiong already, then he gave AhHuat an idea.*
AhSiao: Ay boss..i got idea..
AhHuat: What idea ?? Faster say!!
AhSiao: You have a special promotion or contest la..can attract more people mah!!
AhHuat: Wah Siao..you vely smart leh!
After afew hours, AhHuat hang a banner outside his petrol station written "Win Free Sex If You Top Up Full Tank"
*AhBeng was passing by when he saw the banner and faster turn into the station and asked AhSiao how to win the contest.*
AhSiao: Play 1 easy game la, if win ledi got free sex laio
*AhBeng faster run into the office.*
AhBeng: Ay lao eh, how to play the game ?
AhHuat: Ok i explain to you, the game is lidis one. I will pick a number from 1-9 in my mind then the customer will have to guess it. If they correctly guessed it then they will get free sex.
AhBeng: Huh so easy ah! OK ! 6!
AhHuat: Aiyah!!! you miss by alittle but nia, the number is 7!! Paiseh ar no sex for you this time try again ok ?
AhBeng: WAH LAO !!!! so close!!!
*2 days later AhBeng come again but this time he bring his frend AhGong along.*
AhBeng: OEI! Top up full tank for me again?
AhSiao : Ay boss come to try your luck again ar ?
AhBeng: Ya la this time i bring my frend also, hes my lucky star I think this time i can win leh!
AhSiao: ok boss! just go into the office to see my boss and Good luck!
*start filling the tank*
*AhBeng go into the office together with AhGong to see AhHuat*
AhBeng: Lao eh!! Its me again and this time i m gonna win!
AhHuat: oh hi! welcome! you know the rules right ? go ahead guess the number.
AhBeng: 7!!
AhBeng: 7!!
AhHuat: aiyoo so close again! the answer is 8!! Paiseh hor try again next time!
AhBeng: WAH KAO EH!!!! ARGGHHH!!!
*AhBeng and AhGong got into the car and left. on the way home AhGong asked AhBeng*
AhGong: Siao eh i think the boss of the petrol station owner is a con man la, where can win like this ? Dun stupid la !
AhBeng: Eh dont say lidat! he very honest one ok ? I got proof his contest is real one.
AhGong: What proof ? you won before ar ?
AhBeng: No lar not me ... MY WIFE WON TWICE LAST WEEK!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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