Sunday, August 19, 2007


Men & Women

Men who dominated the roads always have an opinion on female drivers. The men will Honk on their horns whenever they see a chance to bully a female driver. Or either that, you can see their lips synchronizing to what they always scold "SIBE KAYU" to the female drivers. Now imagine Singapore has a drive-through ATM machine just like Mcdonalds or some other fast food restaurent. This is the difference on what Men and Women will do.

MALE PROCEDURE
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Wind down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Wind window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE
1 . Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, wind down window.
4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 Kms.
27. Release Parking Brake.

Please do not be mistaken that i have anything against female drivers..i'm just..giving out a warning to male drivers if the drive through ATM really happens.

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