Thursday, August 16, 2007


Humsup in Africa

Once upon a time, Humsup was sent to Africa as aid worker where he get to join this tribe of TutTut tribesman in their village. Humsup spent more than a year there and you know how Humsup 1 la, that pervert african ladies also he eat!

Then come one day, one of the wife of the TutTut Chief (The boss of the TutTut's Tribe) gave birth to a white baby (TutTut Chief got lots of wives wan la,like the ancient China king lidat).

The TutTut Chief found out that his baby is not black, he also very the tulan! He immediately suspect this is Humsup's doing, this is becoz in tho whole village only Humsup is white (ok la ok la not white la! yellow la.) others all black one If not him then who else?


So the TutTut Chief went to confront Humsup

TutTut Chief: OEI HUMSUP! You been screwing my wife izzit??!!!

Humsup: Errr.... urm .... where got?? where got???!!! not me lar!!!

TutTut Chief: You the only one here who is not black! If not you then who else??!!!

Humsup: U listen to me first boss, its not like that 1 leh .... this matter can be explain with science la ...

TutTut Chief: I'm listening ...

Humsup: This one must explain using Mendel's laws of genetics liow.... u see in the field there

TutTut Chief: where?

Humsup: There la ... look at that herd of sheeps

TutTut Chief: Ok ... I m looking .... so?

Humsup: You see hor .... most of the sheeps is white kaler right? why got 2 sheeps BLACK KALER one??? Same theory lar!!!

TutTut Chief: ......................................

TutTut Chief: ok ok ... i understand ...... I UNDERSTAND!!! U WIN!!! U WIN!!! If you dont tell I also dont tell !! STEADY BO???





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!

1 comments

Another step closer to your heart 8:41 PM