Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Ahbeng & friends
AhBeng recently kenna first prize in 4D. So to flaunt his assets, he got himself a yacht as he loves to fish.So 1 day, AhBeng, Samad and Muthu went out to sea for a fishing trip. They were enjoying themselves until some pirates hijacked their yacht.The pirates cornered the 3 men and said "Give us all your valuables!"
The chief pirate then raised a syringe and added, "Or else we'll inject you with the AIDS virus WAHAHHAHA!!!"
Samad quickly stripped off all his valuables and handed them to the pirates. Satisfied, they threw him into the sea.
Muthu was equally quick to comply with the pirates' wishes. Similarly, he removed his valuables and surrendered them to the pirates. Like Samad, he was thrown into the sea.
Finally it came to AhBeng's turn. He stared at the pirates and shouted. "You all kee see lah! (go and die!) Inject, inject lah, you'll never get my lolex and my JPG warret!!!!"
The pirates, showing no mercy, injected AhBeng with the HIV virus, and robbed him of his precious watch and wallet. They then threw him into the sea with the rest.
In the water, both Samad and Muthu commended AhBeng for his bravery. However, they were pretty perplexed by why he was unafraid of the virus. Grinning, AhBeng answered:
AIDS ONLY WHAT! WO BUAY KIA (i not scared),I GOT CONDOM WHAT !!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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